Oh, how adorable! 😍 A digital ball pit for grown-ups who can't figure out how to enable #JavaScript. πŸ–₯️ I guess the real challenge wasn't climbing into the pit, but getting past the cookie monster. πŸͺ
https://codepen.io/mrdoob_/full/NPRwLZd #digitalballpit #cookies #funtech #webhumor #HackerNews #ngated
Ball Pool

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Ah, the classic tale of "big tech makes you a zombie" πŸ€–πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈβ€”now with a #courtroom twist! Apparently, it's groundbreaking #news that platforms designed to hook your brain like a fish finally got called out. But hey, let's not forget to enable #JavaScript and turn off that pesky ad blocker to read more about it! πŸ™„πŸ”
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/technology/social-media-trial-verdict.html #bigtech #zombies #socialmedia #HackerNews #ngated
Meta and YouTube Found Negligent in Landmark Social Media Addiction Trial

A jury found the companies harmed a young user with design features that were addictive and led to her mental health distress.

The New York Times
I'm beginning to wonder if there is even such a thing as a website that doesn't require #Javascript to function, anymore.

I guess I will have to migrate to Deno Deploy to something else as they messed up the migration from their old platform to the new one so badly that I can't access the new platform, I can't access the old platform, and I can't even open tickets there. I wonder if they slop coded it!

Not a huge issue, I chose Deno exactly because it's easy to switch off their platform. On the other hand, my coworker wanted to use Firebase. 

#deno #javascript #sass #foss #ai #aislop

Ah, the riveting saga of 'JavaScript and cookies'β€”truly the pinnacle of judicial #drama πŸͺπŸ”. Because nothing screams "legal expertise" like your #browser #settings. πŸ™„ Maybe next time we'll need to update Flash to read the verdict. πŸ˜‚
https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/607/24-171/ #JavaScript #cookies #legal #tech #humor #HackerNews #ngated
Cox Communications, Inc. v. Sony Music Entertainment, 607 U.S. ___ (2026)

Cox Communications, Inc. v. Sony Music Entertainment

Justia Law
πŸš€ OpenAI's latest #GIT shenanigan claims a virtual assistant is a top coder, proving that AIs have better job security than most humans. πŸ˜‚ Meanwhile, the internet's perennial #JavaScript dilemma rears its head, leaving us to ponder if tech will ever work as promised. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
https://twitter.com/CodeByNZ/status/2036723050197012771 #OpenAI #AIAssistant #TechDilemma #JobSecurity #HackerNews #ngated
NZ β˜„οΈ (@CodeByNZ) on X

OpenAI's latest repo has Claude as the third top contributor πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

X (formerly Twitter)
JavaScript for Everyone: Destructuring | CSS-Tricks

Mat Marquis and Andy Bell have released JavaScript for Everyone, an online course offered exclusively at Piccalilli. This post is an excerpt from the course taken specifically from a chapter all about JavaScript destructuring.

CSS-Tricks
If your site is just a #javascript shell for text and images fuck off I won't access it
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