Ah, the classic tale of "big tech makes you a zombie" 🤖🧟‍♂️—now with a #courtroom twist! Apparently, it's groundbreaking #news that platforms designed to hook your brain like a fish finally got called out. But hey, let's not forget to enable #JavaScript and turn off that pesky ad blocker to read more about it! 🙄🔍
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/technology/social-media-trial-verdict.html #bigtech #zombies #socialmedia #HackerNews #ngated