Cactuar JoeRE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/116236558886839129
The one person who voted yes, turn on your location. I just want to talk. π«
Solarbird 
@Taweret Honestly almost everyone in The Lion in Winter is absolutely a monster, and it _is_ a Christmas movie...
[jan@dembowski:~]$ 
CBS News. 14 year old gets job at SpaceX.
*Drinks coffee*
In other news, Elon Musk advocates for more child labor. #SoMuchCoffee #ImKidding #ImSortOfKidding
Teri 
Daylight saving time is a liberal conspiracy.
Denis πWHAT?!? I can't order an over-the-door wreath hanger and have it here in 45 minutes?
What is this world coming to?
Richy GarciaI wonder if this will fit a #guineapig. π€ https://gear.xbox.com/products/xbox-mini-controller-hoodie #imkidding #curious #xbox
HeurismI feel like I'm out here posting outstanding #nsfw content for everyone to enjoy. I need someone to join me! #imkidding #mostly
Evelynβ@ilovecomputers
Then people would have to stick to animal products for clothing. Imagine the outrage from animal activists. In that alternate reality, being an animal activist would mean being nudist.