This is my new favorite thing. "Appy bill". #SoMuchCoffee
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CEO finds out tokens cost money - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9wwbjodvB9A

*Reads. Drinks coffee.*

Rubber bullets. Flash bangs.

At the end of the day, all politicians are stooges for the status quo. Governor Mikie Sherrill is not an exception. #SoMuchCoffee
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Mikie Sherrill’s state police riot in Newark is a national disgrace | Opinion

https://www.inquirer.com/opinion/mikie-sherrill-police-newark-ice-protests-20260531.html

What a tool. He _knows_ "tax the rich" means _actually_ tax them and close their loopholes. #SoMuchCOffee
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In Attack on Mamdani, Vornado Chief Likens ‘Tax the Rich’ to Hate Speech - The New York Times

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/nyregion/roth-mamdani-griffin-rich.html?unlocked_article_code=1.gVA.xaEO.t2Ew-fH7yS3h&smid=url-share

*Reads #RSSFeed and has more coffee.*

I could not care less about these people's social mistake- uh, social life but the first photo is a laugh. Il Douche Jr looks like a startled deer. #SoMuchCoffee
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Don Jr. Blames Dad as He Postpones Wedding to Latest Fiancée Bettina Anderson

https://www.thedailybeast.com/don-jr-blames-dad-as-he-postpones-wedding-to-latest-fiancee-bettina-anderson/

See, that's a metaphor. #SoMuchCoffee
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Rubble falls from NYC building across street from Department of Buildings HQ - Gothamist

https://gothamist.com/news/rubble-falls-from-nyc-building-across-street-from-department-of-buildings-hq

*Reads.*

Substack irks me for many reasons but that's a good read and accurate title. #SoMuchCoffee
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Trump DOJ will avenge the KKK by taking out SPLC

https://www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-doj-will-avenge-the-kkk-by

Hmm. April what? #SoMuchCoffee
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Warhammer as you’ve never heard it before

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/qpeszcaf/warhammer-as-youve-never-heard-it-before/

Oh yeah, I need to get gas for the MINI. #SoMuchCoffee
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U.S. Gas Prices Hit $4 a Gallon on Average - The New York Times

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/business/gas-prices-4-dollars-gallon-iran.html?unlocked_article_code=1.XVA.sUpP.JAGEjQdHv4ox&smid=url-share

CNN. The Perplexity AI CEO is saying, and he's worth $2.5B, and _he_ says don't worry about AI taking your job.

*Drinks coffee.*

His justification? Most people hate their jobs so it's OK.

*More coffee.*

And people say that billionaire are out of touch. #SoMuchCoffee