#howIfeelfriday.. Yo you managers and all your great ideas about aligning your teams with re-orgs. They don't work you asshats! They just cause more bullshit! Yes.. I just got on my 4th team in 2 years.. Not a fucking thing has aligned.

#managers #devops #ELT..

#howIfeelfriday I don't know who needs to hear this but... Not everything needs to be automated! Some of these deployment pipelines be on some clown type! 🤡 😂!

Runners to reach out to git to pull down repos to run ad-hoc commands to deploy helm charts that install flux that go back to git, to deploy from git, then to commit to git, a file that you altered that says," You got big wizard energy"! That no one sees!

#homelab #automation #selfhosted #Ansible #AWS #deployment #kubernetes #flux

#howIfeelfriday I don’t Know who needs to hear this but.. Aint no one building anything and just giving it away for free ( community).. They just want an exit and we are the VC’s!

Keep paying the tech drug dealers! First hit is free!! Come see me when you need more!

#homelab #tech #hashicorp #canonical #redhat

I don't know who needs to hear this.. Stop building your businesses and/or way of making money on "free" land.

#redhat has had their moment, #canonical recently, #hashicorp touching the water. Them suckas don't care about community more than the success of their business.

Pick a pimp and pay them and go make some money!

#homelab #howifeelfriday #selfhosted #selfhosting

Missed #howifeelfriday again!!! Here it goes!

I don't know who need to hear this.. If you are in tech or interested in tech! Spend the money on a #homelab.. Doing it in the #cloud is basically admitting you're a passenger princess.

#fightme #selfhosted #selfhosting #cloud

I forgot #howIfeelfriday!! SO here it goes today..

I don't know who needs to hear this but.. #devops ( parts) sort of bullshit, especially stand up's! I fucking hate those! #backlogs.. the fuck, no one looks at those! #burnup charts.. Are you sucks just making up work. T-shirt sizes/Points.. Everything is a fucking Double-XL.. Sprints!!! Two week waterfalls my boy!!! Everything seems to take 6 sprints! #retros.. those can be coo!

Scrum masters.. 😂 Hi.. project manager!

#fightme

I don’t know who needs to hear this but.. If you are designing your infrastructure with the possibility of scale… You lying to yourself ..seek help! #howIfeelfriday

#homelab #selfhosted #selfhosting

I don't know who needs to hear this but.... Kubernetes isn't really solving your organizations tech problems.. Ya'll just got FOMO. Let's argue ( Civilly of course)😀

#homelab #kubernetes #k8 #selfhosted #selfhosting #containers #howifeelfriday

Don't know how needs to hear this but.. Some of y'all using containers as VM's and it shows..

#homelab #selfhosted #containers #selfhosting #that's #HowIFeelFriday