Time flies by when you're a driver of a train

Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane

Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain.

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination

Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation.

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

https://youtu.be/FlJKJv2WB20?si=CCxrarTAgn15QstV

“What made Colombia famous”

What price your bluster
What price your smarm
I’ve seen body parts lying in biology labs
With far more charm

Oh, big truck, Innsbruck
King of the Hill
Cock-a-doodle-doo
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you

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Half Man Half Biscuit @ Project House - 14 Aug feat. Half Man Half Biscuit, Madame Claude

#SESH #HalfManHalfBiscuit #MadameClaude

https://sesh.sx/e/1538524

Name a #band with poorer professional success but a better #Wikipedia profile.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half_Man_Half_Biscuit?wprov=sfla1

“Trying to get a trestle table back off Beth Tweddle, such a pain in the arse”

Nigel bringing joy to the dog walk today

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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicsIndieForever

Half Man Half Biscuit:
🎵 All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit

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https://campervanharlow.bandcamp.com/track/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-dukkla-prague-away-kit-half-man-half-biscuit

https://open.spotify.com/track/5xB1t4lQyQyNey5CabsSZ7
(There are still 20 days until 🎄 #Christmas)

“It’s Cliched To Be Cynical At Christmas”

Now how did I guess
You were going to express
Your disdain at the crane
With the bright fairy lights
And you’d moan at the snow
‘Cos your car wouldn’t go
Oh it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas

You don’t have a tree
And your smile has a fee
All the same, here’s a card
For your boring facade
Jingle Bells, piney smells
All the boys and the girls
Say it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas
Oh it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas

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