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Ah, just twigged #HMHB
I know already that there are rail replacement buses for the rescheduled gig 🙄

Driving up the M6 earlier, I realised they've removed all the chevrons between Birmingham and Manchester. Stapeley Water Gardens went a while ago. Before we know it, we'll be using Junction 17 for Crewe. #HMHB

Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics Mar 20

Time flies by when you're a driver of a train

Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane

Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain.

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination

Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation.

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серафими многоꙮчитїи Mar 18

@fesshole life is a PBR

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

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Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics Mar 7

I’ve drank too much black coffee Read too much Bill Burroughs I’ve been a he, I’ve been a she A “maybe” and “who knows” I’ve had the CBGBs I’ve turkeyed way upstate So don’t you rock me, Daddio
Oh does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight? When your mother says “Don’t do it” do you crank it up in spite? Do you rob your brother’s Giro? Do you talk a load of shite? Does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight?
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Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics Feb 22

“What made Colombia famous”

What price your bluster
What price your smarm
I’ve seen body parts lying in biology labs
With far more charm

Oh, big truck, Innsbruck
King of the Hill
Cock-a-doodle-doo
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you

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Judith Feb 19

Today's earworm is triggered partly by the arrest of wrong 'un Andrew but mainly by both the King and the Prime Minister saying he should be treated just like any other alleged criminal.

"They came for Dani Behr, I said she’s over there, behind the wardrobe."

https://halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/lyrics/four-lads-who-shook-the-wirral-1998/turn-blind-eye/

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