Time flies by when you're a driver of a train

Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane

Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain.

Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination

Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation.

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Time Flies By (When You're The

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets

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I’ve drank too much black coffee
Read too much Bill Burroughs
I’ve been a he, I’ve been a she
A “maybe” and “who knows”
I’ve had the CBGBs
I’ve turkeyed way upstate
So don’t you rock me, Daddio
Oh does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight?
When your mother says “Don’t do it” do you crank it up in spite?
Do you rob your brother’s Giro? Do you talk a load of shite?
Does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight?
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“What made Colombia famous”

What price your bluster
What price your smarm
I’ve seen body parts lying in biology labs
With far more charm

Oh, big truck, Innsbruck
King of the Hill
Cock-a-doodle-doo
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you

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Today's earworm is triggered partly by the arrest of wrong 'un Andrew but mainly by both the King and the Prime Minister saying he should be treated just like any other alleged criminal.

"They came for Dani Behr, I said she’s over there, behind the wardrobe."

https://halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/lyrics/four-lads-who-shook-the-wirral-1998/turn-blind-eye/

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Turn A Blind Eye — Lyrics and Discussion

Full discussion of the lyrics to 'Turn A Blind Eye' by Half Man Half Biscuit, from the band's 1998 album, 'Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral'.

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Safe to say 1906 miles is the furthest I've travelled to see #halfmanhalfbiscuit #hmhb
@anon_opin or your new 10k PB #HMHB

Today I discovered…

#hmhb lyrics in peer-reviewed papers

https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1057/9780230583580_8

‘I Could Have Been Like Lou Barlow, But I’m More Like Ken Barlow’: Long-Stayers as Heroes or Failures

In the long-running British TV soap Coronation Street, there is one character, Ken Barlow, who has been there from the beginning. He was seen in the first episode in 1960 as a new university graduate, the first in the street, returning to his family in Weatherfield a...

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That's the ticket (and a hundred extra Ticketmaster fees) for #halfmanhalfbiscuit in Oxford.
New city to add to the list!
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