30YrdScreamerThe only reasonable explanation is that the faeries have sprinkled sleepy powder on my sofa.
Dan JonesI'm at the age where ice cream causes both brain freeze and heart burn.
Ropetin AgainWhile I do fully understand how time and aging work, the fact that someone just described a laptop that I remember being released, and that ran Windows XP from the factory, as "vintage" has kind of knocked me for a loop :/
WIST Quotations Is there something you can do about it? You’re darned right there is! You can fight back. Mister Old Age is not going to get you, by golly! All you need is a little determination — a willingness to get out of that reclining lounge chair, climb into that sweatsuit, lace on those running shoes, stride out that front door, and hurl yourself in front of that municipal bus.
No, wait. Sorry. For a moment there I got carried away by the bleakness of it all. Forget what I said. Really. There is absolutely no need to become suicidally depressed about the fact that every organ in your body is headed straight down the toilet.
No, wait. Sorry. For a moment there I got carried away by the bleakness of it all. Forget what I said. Really. There is absolutely no need to become suicidally depressed about the fact that every organ in your body is headed straight down the toilet.
Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist, author, columnist
Dave Barry Turns 40, ch. 2 “Your Disintegrating Body” (1990)
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Barry, Dave - Dave Barry Turns 40, ch. 2 "Your Disintegrating Body" (1990) | WIST Quotations
Is there something you can do about it? You're darned right there is! You can fight back. Mister Old Age is not going to get you, by golly! All you need is a little determination -- a willingness to get out of that reclining lounge chair, climb into that sweatsuit,…
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I'm "I'm back to complaining about getting old using the I'm "insert some getting old downside here" years old meme to complain about getting old" years old.
Memeception!
Subtitle: YO DAWG, we heard you like complaining about getting old so we put a meme about getting old into your message about complaining on getting old!
I woke up with an aching shoulder.
Thank you body for constantly reminding I'm not that young anymore.
At least I know the shoulder is still there 🤔
proedieThe weird thing about getting old is that young people seem to get younger too.
Health Is WealthYoung me:
Sun's out!... Guns out!
Old me:
Sun's out!... Oh, quick, get the washing on the line!
Rudolf Thomas INDERST (he|him)