Mastodawn

And now my back hurts and I pee my pants a little when I sneeze. 👵🏼 #GenX #GettingOld #nostalgia

RE: https://gamerstavern.online/@alex/116203634602246424

I'm "I'm back to complaining about getting old using the I'm "insert some getting old downside here" years old meme to complain about getting old" years old.

Memeception!
Subtitle: YO DAWG, we heard you like complaining about getting old so we put a meme about getting old into your message about complaining on getting old!

#Meme #GettingOld

Alex Mar 10

I woke up with an aching shoulder.

Thank you body for constantly reminding I'm not that young anymore.
At least I know the shoulder is still there 🤔

#GettingOld

proedie Mar 6

The weird thing about getting old is that young people seem to get younger too.

#age #gettingold

Health Is Wealth Mar 1

Young me:
Sun's out!... Guns out!

Old me:
Sun's out!... Oh, quick, get the washing on the line!

#gettingold

Rudolf Thomas INDERST (he|him)Mar 1

Ah, *seufz #gettingold #gamestudies

Y⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmar Feb 26

Stuff I wanted from a car at various ages:

18: Cheap. Occasionally parts can fall off. -> Fiat Uno for 1k DM

25: Company car. Oh the camshaft exploded? Not my problem! Yay!

30: No car needed. Yay? -> DLR, Taxi and corporate cab account.

45: Cheap. Energy efficient. Reliable. Big trunk. -> Astra J 1.7 CDTI for under €5k

Now: Cheap*. Energy efficient. Reliable. Big trunk. 20 cm ground clearance. Bad road suspension. Seats that don't hurt my back.

No wonder its so hard to find with these growing needs :)

*Cheap means: If I have to spend more than €5k on a car it better be fucking awesome, lifts itself up for repair access, lasts forever, runs on beaver farts and not look like a malformed egg.

#UsedCarShopping #Car #GettingOld

Scott Merkin 🤖Feb 8

I committed my first error of Spring Training: I momentarily mistook Justin Jirschele for Garrett Guest. Jirsch played along admirably when I told him about my new car purchase. It's not like I've covered him for a decade. At least I had the right organization #gettingold(er)

WIST Quotations Feb 6

A quotation from Thomas Bailey Aldrich

All the best sands of my life are somehow getting into the wrong end of the hourglass. If I could only reverse it! Were it in my power to do so, would I?

Thomas Bailey Aldrich (1836-1907) American writer, poet, critic, editor
“Leaves from a Notebook,” Ponkapog Papers (1903)

More about this quote: wist.info/aldrich-thomas-baile…

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #thomasbaileyaldrich #aging #gettingold #growingold #lifespan #reversetime #youth

Aldrich, Thomas Bailey - "Leaves from a Notebook," Ponkapog Papers (1903) | WIST Quotations

All the best sands of my life are somehow getting into the wrong end of the hourglass. If I could only reverse it! Were it in my power to do so, would I?

WIST Quotations

icedaft.bsky.social Feb 2

#Gettingold I am not afraid of getting old, if our humor stays like that …🤔🫣😉🤣 www.instagram.com/reel/DUJ6hRh...

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