I am using some database in #Azure that is sold by #Microsoft. How do I find the flippin' name of the product and the documentation for that product? I found at least two ways to identify the name from a SQL query, and (spoiler alert 1) it gave me two different names. And (spoiler alert 2) neither of those product names are listed in their support pages. And (spoiler alert 3) any suggestion on any of the similar-sounding-product-name help pages did not actually help. And (spoiler alert 4) most of those pages contradicted themselves on the same page or a linked page.
All I'm trying to do is create a table with a `geography` column.
With #FOSS it's dead simple, free, portable, and runs fast--just use #rstats and #geoarrow (https://github.com/paleolimbot/geoarrow).
But I'm not allowed to use FOSS for the most part, since it's "not supported". Never mind that I have never once seen any actual support from the company that is being paid millions--only problems. And the folks who create FOSS are always supporting it (THANK YOU!!!), for free mostly.
For the life of me, I can't figure out why anyone wants to pay that company in Redmond a single dime, and yet their market cap is $2.5T. I guess it's #monopoly money.