"The wheels on the bus go round and round. . . " 🎶
> School bus driver took the vehicle home with sleeping boy still on board, child woke up alone and started wandering down the street, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/school-bus-driver-took-the-vehicle-home-with-sleeping-boy-still-on-board-child-woke-up-alone-and-started-wandering-down-the-street-cops-say/
Just another of the Tales of the #ResponsibleGunOwners
> 9-year-old looking for 'Pokemon pens' finds dad's 9 mm and shoots 5-year-old in the chest, deputies say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/9-year-old-looking-for-pokemon-pens-finds-dads-9-mm-and-shoots-5-year-old-in-the-chest-deputies-say/
#FloridaMan #Floriduh #crime #ammosexuals #gundamentalists #Pokemon
Oh yeah?
Well, my mailbox can kick your mailbox’s ass any day of the week; I triple-dog dare you!
A red state sparked backlash after announcing that it will offer an alternative version of advanced history classes meant to combat the "woke." Historian Kevin Kruse warned on Bluesky that Sunshine State students could have "to suffer through the Florida Man version" of Advanced Placement U.S. Histo...
Nominee for #TeacherOfTheYear
> Florida teacher fired after allegedly twerking in class, grabbing student’s neck and calling herself ‘million-dollar prostitute’ https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/us-news/florida-teacher-angela-faith-jourdan-fired-after-calling-herself-million-dollar-prostitute-and-twerking-in-class/
I think the "million-dollar prostitute" may be a little overpriced.
The Lake County Sheriff’s Office said Jourdan made explicit remarks to students, including saying she would engage in sexual activity with them and referring to herself as a “million dollar prostit…
> Florida Taco Bell worker fires gun at three female customers after one tried to fill water cup with soda: cops https://nypost.com/2026/04/28/us-news/fla-taco-bell-worker-fires-gun-at-three-female-customers-after-one-tried-to-fill-water-cup-with-soda-cops/
They're not fucking around at the Taco Bell. Humor aside, this must be local. Here, the TB will either sell you bottled water or charge you for the cup and then you get whatever drink you want. They phased out "free" water ages ago, precisely to avoid this.
Down in #Floriduh they're working hard to #CullTheHerd.
> Florida Is Poised to Make Opting Out of Vaccines Way Easier https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/04/florida-vaccine-exemptions-joseph-ledapo-measles/
> The Algorithmic School-to-Prison Pipeline
https://inquest.org/the-algorithmic-school-to-prison-pipeline/
FTA: "With little transparency or oversight, technology is being used to flag youth as risks to public safety and deciding who is surveilled, arrested, and confined."
Can you say "pre-crime" little boys and girls?
BTW, not just in #Floriduh
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: If you have a bit of extra love to share and decide to do a little bigamy/polygamy, don't post photos of the newer bride on #SocialMedia
> Florida pastor who wrote book on how to love your spouse arrested over allegations he has multiple wives https://nypost.com/2026/04/27/us-news/florida-pastor-who-wrote-book-on-how-to-love-your-spouse-arrested-over-allegations-he-has-multiple-wives/
Meanwhile, in gerrymandering news because if one side does it, the other counters, rinse and repeat.
> Gov. Ron DeSantis unveils proposed new Florida congressional map giving GOP four extra seats https://nypost.com/2026/04/27/us-news/gov-ron-desantis-unveils-proposed-new-florida-congressional-map-giving-gop-four-extra-seats/
DeSantis released a tentative new congressional map for the Sunshine State Monday that could give the GOP up to four additional seats in the House, canceling out a gerrymander approved by Virginia …
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