A. Rivera#TipsFromMasterCriminals: "Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar. . . " 🎶
> Thieves make a break with over 400,000 KitKat bars in Europe https://qz.com/over-400000-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: FFS, do NOT encourage a suicidal person.
> 'You p—y': Man handed gun to girlfriend, encouraged her to 'go ahead and do it' — and she did, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/go-ahead-and-do-it-you-p-man-handed-gun-to-girlfriend-encouraged-her-to-point-the-gun-at-her-head-and-pull-the-trigger-and-she-did-cops-say/
#TIpsFromMasterCriminals: if your ex and your new boyfriend like each other better than either like you, that is a "you problem."
> Wife fuming over estranged husband's bromance with her new boyfriend opened fire on house they were partying at and shot random guest, learns her fate https://lawandcrime.com/crime/wife-fuming-over-estranged-husbands-bromance-with-her-new-boyfriend-opened-fire-on-house-they-were-partying-at-and-shot-random-guest-learns-her-fate/
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: While #HustlinInTheBadEconomy in creative ways is good, destroying private property that is not yours is bad, more so if you then put it online.
> Florida woman allegedly peed all over Airbnb rentals, then posted videos on sex sites for money https://nypost.com/2026/03/22/us-news/fla-woman-allegedly-peeed-all-over-airbnb-rentals-then-posted-videos-on-sex-sites-for-money/
Florida woman flashes devilish grin after being accused of doing unspeakable things to Airbnbs — and posting the footage on sex sites
The disgusted victim said the unhinged suspect left behind a strong stench and caused about $3,980 in damage to furniture and other items in one unit, with another $1,374 reported in the other.
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: You've got to admire the creativity and effort here.
> Texas pair arrested for using fake crows flown by drone — to smuggle these illegal items into Louisiana prison https://nypost.com/2026/03/10/us-news/texas-pair-arrested-for-using-fake-crows-flown-by-drone-to-smuggle-these-illegal-items-into-louisiana-prison/
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: At Whataburger, you fuck around, and you will find out.
> Viral video shows Texas Whataburger workers beat unruly customer with trash can, fry basket after alleged drunken attack https://nypost.com/2026/02/25/us-news/viral-video-shows-texas-whataburger-workers-beat-unruly-customer-with-trash-can-fry-basket-after-alleged-drunken-attack/
Viral video shows Texas Whataburger workers beat unruly customer with trash can, fry basket after alleged drunken attack
A Texas Whataburger manager smashed an unruly customer with a trash can after the suspect allegedly berated staff, returned to the restaurant drunk and attacked the employee.
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Consider a larger caliber if you need to make sure the job is done.
> 'I thought one would do it': Man who shot his brother with .22 was surprised he didn't die, had him 'dragged' back into the home to finish the job, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-thought-one-would-do-it-man-who-shot-his-brother-with-22-was-surprised-he-didnt-die-had-him-dragged-back-into-the-home-to-finish-the-job-cops-say/
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Guess who got caught after bragging on their #SocialMedia. We cannot state it enough: DO NOT post about your #crime on social media.
> 'Guess I outsmarted the cops': Woman hit 2 people with her Camry, bragged on Facebook about not getting caught, then attacked another man with a butcher knife, police say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/guess-i-outsmarted-the-cops-woman-hit-2-people-with-her-camry-bragged-on-facebook-about-not-getting-caught-then-attacked-another-man-with-a-butcher-knife-police-say/
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: FFS people, learn to keep your phones locked so your SO doesn't go snooping around in it. It could save your life.
> Woman shot man dead after cooking dinner and arguing about 'the content on his cell phone': Deputies https://lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-shot-man-dead-after-cooking-dinner-and-arguing-about-the-content-on-his-cell-phone-deputies/
