#TipsFromMasterCriminals: While #HustlinInTheBadEconomy in creative ways is good, destroying private property that is not yours is bad, more so if you then put it online.

> Florida woman allegedly peed all over Airbnb rentals, then posted videos on sex sites for money https://nypost.com/2026/03/22/us-news/fla-woman-allegedly-peeed-all-over-airbnb-rentals-then-posted-videos-on-sex-sites-for-money/

#FloridaWoman #Floriduh #crime #fetish

Florida woman flashes devilish grin after being accused of doing unspeakable things to Airbnbs — and posting the footage on sex sites

The disgusted victim said the unhinged suspect left behind a strong stench and caused about $3,980 in damage to furniture and other items in one unit, with another $1,374 reported in the other.

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#TipsFromMasterCriminals: You've got to admire the creativity and effort here.

> Texas pair arrested for using fake crows flown by drone — to smuggle these illegal items into Louisiana prison https://nypost.com/2026/03/10/us-news/texas-pair-arrested-for-using-fake-crows-flown-by-drone-to-smuggle-these-illegal-items-into-louisiana-prison/

#crime

Texas pair arrested for using fake crows flown by drone -- to smuggle these illegal items into Louisiana prison

Two Texas women went to great lengths to sneak contraband into a federal prison.

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#TipsFromMasterCriminals: At Whataburger, you fuck around, and you will find out.

> Viral video shows Texas Whataburger workers beat unruly customer with trash can, fry basket after alleged drunken attack https://nypost.com/2026/02/25/us-news/viral-video-shows-texas-whataburger-workers-beat-unruly-customer-with-trash-can-fry-basket-after-alleged-drunken-attack/

#crime #TexasFriendly

Viral video shows Texas Whataburger workers beat unruly customer with trash can, fry basket after alleged drunken attack

A Texas Whataburger manager smashed an unruly customer with a trash can after the suspect allegedly berated staff, returned to the restaurant drunk and attacked the employee.

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#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Consider a larger caliber if you need to make sure the job is done.

> 'I thought one would do it': Man who shot his brother with .22 was surprised he didn't die, had him 'dragged' back into the home to finish the job, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-thought-one-would-do-it-man-who-shot-his-brother-with-22-was-surprised-he-didnt-die-had-him-dragged-back-into-the-home-to-finish-the-job-cops-say/

#crime

Man shot his brother at point blank range, used other man's help to shoot him again: Cops

Two men are behind bars after one of them shot his own brother and then used the other suspect's help to restrain the victim and shoot him again, West Virginia authorities say.

Law & Crime

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Guess who got caught after bragging on their #SocialMedia. We cannot state it enough: DO NOT post about your #crime on social media.

> 'Guess I outsmarted the cops': Woman hit 2 people with her Camry, bragged on Facebook about not getting caught, then attacked another man with a butcher knife, police say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/guess-i-outsmarted-the-cops-woman-hit-2-people-with-her-camry-bragged-on-facebook-about-not-getting-caught-then-attacked-another-man-with-a-butcher-knife-police-say/

Woman allegedly posts confession after hitting 2 people with car then attacks man with knife

"Hey, they still haven't found me," the woman says at the beginning of a short video posted online.

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#TipsFromMasterCriminals: FFS people, learn to keep your phones locked so your SO doesn't go snooping around in it. It could save your life.

> Woman shot man dead after cooking dinner and arguing about 'the content on his cell phone': Deputies https://lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-shot-man-dead-after-cooking-dinner-and-arguing-about-the-content-on-his-cell-phone-deputies/

#AmoresQueMatan #GreatRomancesOfOurTime #crime

Woman shot man dead after cooking dinner over 'the content on his cell phone': Deputies

One of the minors in the house reportedly heard the man say, "Why, Melinda, why?"

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#TipsFromMasterCriminals: If you're threatening a public official, do NOT make it easy for the cops to find you. That includes NOT putting your birth certificate online.

> 'Don't worry, you will die, pig': Man who vowed to kill Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis made himself very easy to find, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/dont-worry-you-will-die-pig-man-who-vowed-to-kill-florida-gov-ron-desantis-made-himself-very-easy-to-find-cops-say/

#Floriduh #crime #FloridaMan

Man who vowed to kill Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis made himself very easy to find: Cops

A Florida man allegedly threatened Sunshine State Gov. Ron DeSantis and the head of the United States Secret Service in a series of posts, including one that said "Don't worry, you will die, pig."

Law & Crime

#TipsFromMasterCriminals If you're a #racist bigot, and you need to spew your #bigotry don't do it on #SocialMedia from your workplace and in job uniform. Employers tend to frown on that.

> ‘I Don’t Like Black People’: Kentucky Deputy Joins Unemployment Line After Appearing on Dating Show in Uniform, Spewing Racist Slurs and Threats https://atlantablackstar.com/2026/01/12/kentucky-deputy-joins-unemployment-line-after-appearing-on-dating-show-in-uniform-spewing-racist-slurs-and-threats/

#KentuckyProud #stupid

‘I Don’t Like Black People’: Kentucky Deputy Joins Unemployment Line After Appearing on Dating ...

A Kentucky detention center employee was fired and is now facing charges after he appeared on an internet livestream making racist statements while in uniform

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#TipsFromMasterCriminals: If you're going to shoplift, don't do it on the day the cops are having an event at the store.

> Career shoplifter tries to rob Walmart during ‘shop with a cop’ event that brought over dozen uniformed officers into store https://nypost.com/2025/12/14/us-news/sophia-malak-a-known-shoplifter-tried-to-rob-walmart-in-hartford-wisconsin-in-front-of-15-cops/

#crime

Career shoplifter tries to rob Walmart during 'shop with a cop' event that brought over dozen uniformed officers into store

“If you’re planning felony retail theft… maybe avoid the day when the building is basically 30% law enforcement and 70% wrapping paper,” read the Hartford Police Department’s post…

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