A. RiveraApr 7

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: We understand school conditions can be bad and the kids utter fucking brats, but FFS, do your drinking safely at home.

> Student unknowingly guzzled 'hard seltzer' from teacher's 'tumbler' mug that she was secretly sipping on in class, then fell and hit her head, cops and parents say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/student-unknowingly-guzzled-hard-seltzer-from-teachers-tumbler-mug-that-she-was-secretly-sipping-on-in-class-then-fell-and-hit-her-head-cops-and-parents-say/

Also, FFS, if you're going to drink, put some vodka in there like a proper drunkard.

#crime #schools #teachers

Student guzzled 'hard seltzer' from teacher's 'tumbler' mug she was secretly sipping on: Cops

A Utah student who is "developmentally delayed" drank from her teacher's "stainless steel tumbler" mug, which had hard seltzer in it that the educator was secretly sipping in class, according to cops.

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A. RiveraMar 30

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: "Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar. . . " 🎶

> Thieves make a break with over 400,000 KitKat bars in Europe https://qz.com/over-400000-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe

#KitKat #candy #robbery #heist #Europe

Thieves make a break with over 400,000 KitKat bars in Europe

Nestlé says the stolen chocolate could circulate in unofficial sales channels, but there is no supply shortage risk

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A. RiveraMar 30

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: FFS, do NOT encourage a suicidal person.

> 'You p—y': Man handed gun to girlfriend, encouraged her to 'go ahead and do it' — and she did, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/go-ahead-and-do-it-you-p-man-handed-gun-to-girlfriend-encouraged-her-to-point-the-gun-at-her-head-and-pull-the-trigger-and-she-did-cops-say/

#crime

'Do it': Man gave girlfriend gun, encouraged her to commit suicide — and she did, cops say

A 41-year-old Florida man allegedly gave his girlfriend a gun during an argument and told her to kill herself, saying "go ahead and do it, you p—."

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A. RiveraMar 30

#TIpsFromMasterCriminals: if your ex and your new boyfriend like each other better than either like you, that is a "you problem."

> Wife fuming over estranged husband's bromance with her new boyfriend opened fire on house they were partying at and shot random guest, learns her fate https://lawandcrime.com/crime/wife-fuming-over-estranged-husbands-bromance-with-her-new-boyfriend-opened-fire-on-house-they-were-partying-at-and-shot-random-guest-learns-her-fate/

#crime

Wife fuming over husband and new boyfriend's bromance, shot random person, learns her fate

An Ohio woman who was upset that her estranged husband and new boyfriend were hanging out is headed to prison after opening fire on a house they were partying at and shooting a random guest.

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A. RiveraMar 23

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: While #HustlinInTheBadEconomy in creative ways is good, destroying private property that is not yours is bad, more so if you then put it online.

> Florida woman allegedly peed all over Airbnb rentals, then posted videos on sex sites for money https://nypost.com/2026/03/22/us-news/fla-woman-allegedly-peeed-all-over-airbnb-rentals-then-posted-videos-on-sex-sites-for-money/

#FloridaWoman #Floriduh #crime #fetish

Florida woman flashes devilish grin after being accused of doing unspeakable things to Airbnbs — and posting the footage on sex sites

The disgusted victim said the unhinged suspect left behind a strong stench and caused about $3,980 in damage to furniture and other items in one unit, with another $1,374 reported in the other.

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A. RiveraMar 11

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: You've got to admire the creativity and effort here.

> Texas pair arrested for using fake crows flown by drone — to smuggle these illegal items into Louisiana prison https://nypost.com/2026/03/10/us-news/texas-pair-arrested-for-using-fake-crows-flown-by-drone-to-smuggle-these-illegal-items-into-louisiana-prison/

#crime

Texas pair arrested for using fake crows flown by drone -- to smuggle these illegal items into Louisiana prison

Two Texas women went to great lengths to sneak contraband into a federal prison.

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A. RiveraMar 7

#TipsFromMasterCriminals

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#AISlop #sloperator #Microslop

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A. RiveraFeb 25

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: At Whataburger, you fuck around, and you will find out.

> Viral video shows Texas Whataburger workers beat unruly customer with trash can, fry basket after alleged drunken attack https://nypost.com/2026/02/25/us-news/viral-video-shows-texas-whataburger-workers-beat-unruly-customer-with-trash-can-fry-basket-after-alleged-drunken-attack/

#crime #TexasFriendly

Viral video shows Texas Whataburger workers beat unruly customer with trash can, fry basket after alleged drunken attack

A Texas Whataburger manager smashed an unruly customer with a trash can after the suspect allegedly berated staff, returned to the restaurant drunk and attacked the employee.

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A. RiveraFeb 18

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Consider a larger caliber if you need to make sure the job is done.

> 'I thought one would do it': Man who shot his brother with .22 was surprised he didn't die, had him 'dragged' back into the home to finish the job, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-thought-one-would-do-it-man-who-shot-his-brother-with-22-was-surprised-he-didnt-die-had-him-dragged-back-into-the-home-to-finish-the-job-cops-say/

#crime

Man shot his brother at point blank range, used other man's help to shoot him again: Cops

Two men are behind bars after one of them shot his own brother and then used the other suspect's help to restrain the victim and shoot him again, West Virginia authorities say.

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A. RiveraFeb 9

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Guess who got caught after bragging on their #SocialMedia. We cannot state it enough: DO NOT post about your #crime on social media.

> 'Guess I outsmarted the cops': Woman hit 2 people with her Camry, bragged on Facebook about not getting caught, then attacked another man with a butcher knife, police say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/guess-i-outsmarted-the-cops-woman-hit-2-people-with-her-camry-bragged-on-facebook-about-not-getting-caught-then-attacked-another-man-with-a-butcher-knife-police-say/

Woman allegedly posts confession after hitting 2 people with car then attacks man with knife

"Hey, they still haven't found me," the woman says at the beginning of a short video posted online.

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