no, this is not a joke
my username actually is from TheFatRat lore
i deCapitated the rotting parts of my full name but some people started making fake recipe sites with that (wine nor meat nor coffee interests me ... unless it's coffee crisp: ) so i might have to shorten it further
Former Advertising & Graphic Design grad ( https://yesu.neocities.org/port ) who gave it all up unwillingly (likely 'cause of my poortfoolio) to become disabled through manual labour and sleep loss
Currently research #foss software and tinker on https://yip.pe and https://penpot.app mostly for fun
Send me a private message (not sure if this is possible?) with your email if you'd like to be added to my #penpot portfolio group! )
Made a few ads and album covers more recently, mostly for myself and my faMily. As you can tell my quality level is very sub-par. Most won't even accept my volunteer efforts; )
<There, i made all you skilled illustrators look good so you owe me BIG TIME; >
My name Brook comes from the Brooks Range, where I was born and learned how to ski! 
I did this in my bio post a long time ago, but I'm a nerd and this looks like a fun tag to follow around.
I ramble a lot among friends or when comfortable, hence Wrambles.
I'm a book nerd, love Dracula, and /really/ loved the Coppola film. My favourite scenes are those with Frost's Lucy Westenra in her burial whites stained with blood. They're so striking!
I also love Hackers, and Joey's computer was named Lucy.
Lucy Westenra became LucyWrambles. C'est moi. 🖤
A goal scored from long range in football. In my case the distance is 30 yards away from the goal line.
So, I'm not actually a ferret, I'm a pine marten. "Comrade Marten" just ended up sounding confusing.
Real talk: It's my 'sona for a few reasons, the big one being my dad trapped them for a living when he was a kid — but also because mustelids are insane, fearless, and smell awful, all of which I can sympathize with.
which in retrospect makes sense, as the Basque region of Spain has hedgehogs, but hystricomorph porcupines are exclusive to the Americas.
(There are also porcupines in Africa but they're an entirely unrelated species, surprisingly enough.)
#ExplainYourUsername and also #PorcupineFacts
#ExplainYourUsername: a thread
There's a few out there. The most straightforward one is my "professional" one, which is just my legal first name and last name. When I got my name legally changed I purposefully went with the same first initial so I wouldn't have to change or explain my professional-life email address.