Dear #MI5 and #GCHQ. I understand you maintain a list of people who present a clear threat to the safety of the Prime Minister. I request you add my name to it.
Because of his #EmergencyTest drill, I just had to abandon a nice cup of tea and spend 20mins checking every appliance to find out which buzzing!
I am not amused. You can use the same system to gift me a Costa Coffee voucher as compensation, otherwise it'll be the same fate the #BabyEatingBishopOfBathAndWells hands out to debtors!
