2026 resolution: stop writing emails that sound like AI interns cosplaying empathy.
"Circling back, just in case this fell off your radar."
It didnβt. Itβs sitting there. Glaring at me. Like I owe it rent.
Send worse emails. Be free. ποΈ #HumanVibes #EmailCringe
AI voice: "Let me know if you have any other questions!"
Me: Yeah. Why does every email you write sound like itβs wearing a lanyard and asking me to fill out a brief survey?
I miss people. Even the confusing ones. Especially the confusing ones. π§ #aiwriting #emailcringe
Dash Remover