А хтось вже дивився #google edge #eloquent?

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🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support. #PHP #opensource
https://github.com/AmazingBV/laravel-google-sheets-database-driver

Album Cover: Eloquent - "Sound Theatre" (2026)

#Music, #Eloquent

Album Review: Eloquent – “Sound Theatre”

In May 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released the album, Sound Theatre.

http://aeschtunes.com/2026/05/21/album-review-eloquent-sound-theatre/

#Music, #MusicReview, #Eloquent, #2020s, #2020sMusic, #Synthpop, #ElectronicMusic, #AeschTunes

Album Review: Eloquent – “Sound Theatre”

In May 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released the album, Sound Theatre. About a month ago, I reviewed the song “Checkered Past,” which was released as a single from the album, which I enjoyed immense…

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55 Times in a 3 hour span is excessive even for a demented pyscho. In moments of anger or frustration i might do 5 posts in a day .

5150 in shells might be a good thing .

( The person must be deemed a danger to self (DTS), danger to others (DTO), or gravely disabled.) Fits?

#trump #cognitive #obama #nobelpeaceprize #eloquent #narcicissm
#mentalHealthMatters

Google sort une application de dictée par IA gratuite, et elle fonctionne sans internet, sauf que...
https://mac4ever.com/195546
#Mac4Ever #eloquent #Google

Song Review: Eloquent – “Checkered Past”

In April 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released “Checkered Past,” the lead-off single from their album, Sound Theatre.

http://aeschtunes.com/2026/04/07/song-review-eloquent-checkered-past/

#Music, #MusicReview, #Eloquent, #2020s, #2020sMusic, #Synthpop, #ElectronicMusic, #AeschTunes

Song Review: Eloquent – “Checkered Past”

In April 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released “Checkered Past,” the lead-off single from their album, Sound Theatre. A fun little side note about this single: it was mastered by Brian Hazard (aka C…

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#DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent #opensource #webdev

🏗️ Model class hierarchies via polymorphic relationships & delegation — composition over inheritance, done right

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🔄 Each subtype keeps its own table while sharing a common root Entry model — no more nullable column bloat like with STI
🎯 Comments, likes & reactions attach to the Entry — one route, one controller, no endpoint explosion

EagerLoadingでLaravelのN+1問題を解決するテクニック - Qiita

はじめに LaravelでEloquent ORMを使っていると、知らず知らずのうちに N+1クエリ問題 に陥ることがあります。 本記事では、この問題を根本から解決する Eager Loading(イーガーローディング) というテクニックをわかりやすく解説します。 1....

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Eloquent Guard: как ловить N+1 и медленные запросы в Laravel, не зарываясь в vendor

Проблема N+1 стара как мир. Инструментов много: Debugbar хорош локально, Telescope тяжеловат для продакшена. Мне хотелось решения, которое будет «стучать» в Slack или Telegram именно тогда, когда проблема случилась на проде, и при этом сразу показывать пальцем на виновную строку кода.

https://habr.com/ru/articles/1010822/

#laravel #eloquent #php #sql #mysql #postgresql #database_optimization #database_performance #database_monitoring

Eloquent Guard: как ловить N+1 и медленные запросы в Laravel, не зарываясь в vendor

Проблема N+1 стара как мир. Инструментов много: Debugbar хорош локально, Telescope тяжеловат для продакшена. Мне хотелось решения, которое будет «стучать» в Slack или Telegram именно тогда, когда...

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