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The Stupid. It Burns.

"Michigan man learns the hard way that “catch a cheater” spyware apps aren’t legal " - Ars Technica

https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/01/michigan-man-learns-the-hard-way-that-catch-a-cheater-spyware-apps-arent-legal/

#Eejit #Stalking #Spying #Spyware #CyberSecurity

Michigan man learns the hard way that “catch a cheater” spyware apps aren’t legal

Spying doesn't become legal just because "cheaters" are the targets.

Ars Technica
Conor McGregor pulls out of Ireland’s presidential race

Former mixed martial arts fighter had vowed to curb immigration to shore up ‘Irish culture’ and give power ‘back to the people’

The Guardian
Damnit, ordered a pair of 2.5Gb USB NICs for upgrading the router with. Ordered USB-C by mistake, so now have to find USB-C to USB-A 3.x adapters #eejit
OMG. I just injured myself while eating noodles... I slurped the dangling end of a noodle and took a drop of the sauce to the eye. The sauce being largely chilli oil.
Jesus that stings.
Can I take the rest of the day off work? Have I had an injury in the workplace if I'm #WorkingFromHome
#Eejit #Dingus #Wally #Twat
Ah, Twitter, full of educated adults...
Probably Drones, or UAPs dispersing chemicals as mind bleach.... or something.
(Over half a million views and counting!)
#Fog #Twitter #Eejit #MindControl

Ok K-Mag, you really need a serious penalty, Sergeant had no clue K-Mag was there nor expect him to stick his nose in like that.

#MiamiGP #Eejit #F1 #USAF1 #F12024

@Caledonia @zs proper #eejit 🥳

2 hours wasted (90 plus time to shop and back) when I was trying to work 😖 all because my brain doesn’t function as it should.

(Normally I return card to wallet as soon as it get in, if I’ve just card, but something broke routine so I didn’t & didn’t notice till roughly 23 hours later … thank gawd they hadn’t handed it to the police yet & I hadn’t reported it lost)

#ADHD #ExecutiveDysfunction #Eejit

Keir Starmer just stated that his government will crack down even harder on cannabis users.

Apparently (and I'm more or less quoting here) the smell of cannabis creeps into children's bedrooms from the street and ruins their lives.

Not car fumes, you understand, they aren't antisocial and don't ruin lives. Just cannabis smoke.

It's the kind of outlandish claim you'd expect from a 1930s propaganda film, not a serious politician.

#Eejit #LabourParty #KeirStarmer #Cannabis #Legalise

FULL RAINBOW in 36s with 15 moves. “If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.” – Margaret Thatcher. https://www.fullrainbow.co.uk #eejit
Full Rainbow - A daily word game

Re-arrange the 7 letters to make a word, full rainbow if you're fast enough! New game every day.