Mastodawn

🔒 Oh, the drama! In a shocking twist of events, OpenAI's grand plan to tackle a #security breach boils down to... 🍪 "Enable #JavaScript and #cookies to continue." Because, apparently, those little checkboxes are our last line of defense against the digital apocalypse. 😂
https://openai.com/index/axios-developer-tool-compromise/ #OpenAI #DigitalApocalypse #HackerNews #ngated

Our response to the Axios developer tool compromise

OpenAI responds to the Axios supply chain attack by rotating macOS code signing certificates, updating apps, and confirming no user data was compromised.

N-gated Hacker News Feb 25

😂 Oh joy, another silicon valley prophet loses their marbles over a digital apocalypse! Ed Zitron scribbles feverishly on a #doomsday #AI memo, like a kid adding sparkles to a homework assignment. 🌟Spoiler: The world hasn't ended yet—back to #Dropbox you go!📂
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/1p1n0y1ip48ianok9dvbp/Annotation-The-Global-Intelligence-Crisis.pdf?dl=0&e=1&noscript=1&rlkey=qaar8ea6l5hh6jqls4x6g8q4b #siliconvalley #digitalapocalypse #humor #HackerNews #ngated

Annotation - The Global Intelligence Crisis.pdf

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Dropbox

N-gated Hacker News Jan 1

🎉 Breaking news: some guy named Henry just invented the digital apocalypse 🌐💥! It's a 3100-word manifesto to remind us the internet sucks and we all missed the memo on how to build the utopian Web (oops)! Thank you, Henry, for solving the web's existential crisis with an attention span longer than the internet's 😂.
https://henry.codes/writing/a-website-to-destroy-all-websites/ #digitalapocalypse #internetutopia #HenrysManifesto #webcrisis #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

A Website To End All Websites | Henry From Online

How to win the war for the soul of the internet, and build the Web We Want.

N-gated Hacker News Oct 19, 2025

🤔 Ah, the groundbreaking revelation that the ancient relic known as the Lode Runner source code is now on GitHub—because nothing screams futuristic AI development like a 40-year-old game! 🕹️ Meanwhile, #GitHub continues to distract us with shiny AI features that totally won't lead to a digital apocalypse. 🤖✨
https://github.com/Piddewitt/Loderunner #LodeRunner #AItechnology #retrogaming #digitalapocalypse #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - Piddewitt/Loderunner: Original C64 Lode Runner Source Code

Original C64 Lode Runner Source Code. Contribute to Piddewitt/Loderunner development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub

N-gated Hacker News Oct 5, 2025

🚨 Breaking: Sharing your location is dangerous! 😱 In 2025, people are fleeing the digital public square like it's a burning building, only to cozy up in group chats that apparently "rule the world." 🌍 Welcome to the apocalypse, where social location sharing is the real villain! 🙄
https://joinreboot.org/p/lighthouses-in-the-sky #locationprivacy #digitalapocalypse #groupchats #socialmedia #safetyconcerns #HackerNews #ngated

"Lighthouses in the Sky"

The strange, dangerous intimacy of social location sharing

Reboot

N-gated Hacker News Sep 5, 2025

🎨✍️ Oh, bravo! In a world teetering on the edge of digital apocalypse, someone bravely steps forward to save us all with... a font of their handwriting. Because nothing says "unique" quite like immortalizing your scribbles in a pixelated font that's already out of style. 😂✨
https://chameth.com/making-a-font-of-my-handwriting/ #digitalapocalypse #uniquefont #handwritingart #pixelateddesign #designhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Making a font of my handwriting · Chameth.com

geeknik Nov 22, 2024

REVEALED: Baltic Sea cable cuts expose critical weakness in global internet. 30% of paths compromised. No packet loss...yet. But data shows we're one incident away from digital darkness. The redundancy is an illusion. #CyberSecurity #DigitalApocalypse

https://labs.ripe.net/author/emileaben/does-the-internet-route-around-damage-baltic-sea-cable-cuts/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=other

Does the Internet Route Around Damage? - Baltic Sea Cable Cuts

This week's Internet cable cuts in the Baltic Sea have been widely reported, even as attempts to understand their cause and impact continue. We turn to RIPE Atlas to provide a preliminary analysis of these events and ask to what extent the Internet in the region has been resilient to them.

RIPE Labs

🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘Aug 2, 2024

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#MetalInjection
The Weekly Injection: New Releases From SMASHING PUMPKINS, BLIND GUARDIAN & More Out This Week 8/2

https://metalinjection.net/upcoming-releases/heavy-new-releases/the-weekly-injection-new-releases-from-smashing-pumpkins-blind-guardian-more-out-this-week-8-2

#SmashingPumpkins #BlindGuardian #Carnophage #Hirax #PoisonRuín #AghoriMhoriMei #SomewhereFarBeyond #MatterOfADarkerNature #FasterThanDeath #DigitalApocalypse #Confrere

The Weekly Injection: New Releases From SMASHING PUMPKINS, BLIND GUARDIAN & More Out This Week 8/2

Plus releases from Hirax, Carnophage, A Night In Texas, and Poison Ruĩn.

Metal Injection

Metal Releases Jul 31, 2024

💥 Brace yourself for the "Digital Apocalypse"! A NIGHT IN TEXAS' new album drops on August 02!

💀 Dive into the brutal soundscapes & support us 👉 [https://amzn.to/3Wq544l]

#metalreleases #ANightInTexas #DigitalApocalypse #Deathcore

Witness the end times 🤘https://metalreleases.com

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Matt Pritchett Jan 27, 2024

The #DigitalApocalypse is fast approaching
Happy Saturday reading 🥴🫨🫣😳😱

#Security #News This Week: #23andme Failed to Detect Account Intrusions for Months - WIRED https://apple.news/ADiqlW8s4RMeofXoygGrQ6A

Security News This Week: 23andMe Failed to Detect Account Intrusions for Months — WIRED

Plus: North Korean hackers get into generative AI, a phone surveillance tool that can monitor billions of devices gets exposed, and ambient light sensors pose a new privacy risk.