Ah, another day, another revolutionary tool that promises to let you write code like Hemingway, but instead leaves you debugging like Mr. Magoo. 🙄✨ Now with 100% more "Literate" coding, because clearly the issue with software development was our lack of pretentious verbosity. 📝🤦♂️
https://github.com/zyedidia/Literate #LiterateCoding #DebuggingHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #TechSatire #CodingTools #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - zyedidia/Literate: A literate programming tool for any language
A literate programming tool for any language. Contribute to zyedidia/Literate development by creating an account on GitHub.
📚🦍 Behold, the ramblings of the Grug Brained Developer—a prehistoric genius who has mastered the art of forgetting pants. This modern-day caveman has chiseled his wisdom on stone tablets for all us lesser mortals to ponder, while the big-brained devs roll their eyes and grunt disapprovingly. 🙄🦕
https://grugbrain.dev/ #GrugBrainedDeveloper #PrehistoricWisdom #ModernCaveman #DeveloperHumor #TechSatire #HackerNews #ngatedThe Grug Brained Developer
Oh, fabulous! Another
#GitHub repo promising to revolutionize the world with "Rust implementation of the
#Zstd Seekable Format" 😴. Because, clearly, there's a massive audience just dying for a more complex way to compress their cat videos in
#Rust. 🙄🚀
https://github.com/rorosen/zeekstd #Compression #CatVideos #TechSatire #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - rorosen/zeekstd: Rust implementation of the Zstandard Seekable Format
Rust implementation of the Zstandard Seekable Format - rorosen/zeekstd
🤖 Oh, sure, because the biggest hurdle to building conscious machines is... JavaScript settings?! 🙄 Who knew the secret to AI enlightenment was buried in browser preferences. Next, we'll be solving world hunger with a CSS stylesheet. 🍽️💻
https://osf.io/preprints/thesiscommons/wehmg_v1 #AIdevelopment #JavaScriptHumor #ConsciousMachines #TechSatire #BrowserPreferences #HackerNews #ngated🔮🤖 Behold! A groundbreaking revelation on AI-proofing life by... *checks notes*... becoming homeless. 🤔✨ Because nothing screams job security like living under a bridge with a tin foil hat, right? 🏕️💡
https://corentin.trebaol.com/Blog/8.+The+Homelessness+Experiment #AIproofing #Homelessness #JobSecurity #TechSatire #FutureOfWork #HackerNews #ngated
8. The Homelessness Experiment - Corentin Trebaol
AI induced or not, career transitions require savings. I didn't have any, so I tried homelessness in Hong Kong's tropical jungle 🏕️. It was amazing and I learned a lot. More below. Context & Motivat…
If Elon were writing the script...
“The robots are here. The rockets are flying. I own AI. I own the internet. I own everything.”
#AI #ElonMusk #FictionalElon #FutureFiction #TechSatire #DigitalEmpire #TheInternetIsCrack
🚀 Wow, someone invented a new acronym! Because what the world really needs is another three-letter term for something nobody asked for. 🤖 Spend hours fixing the "Flash of Incomplete Markdown" so your AI can politely apologize for existing, all while your users scroll past without a clue. 📜✨
https://engineering.streak.com/p/preventing-unstyled-markdown-streaming-ai #AcronymInvention #MarkdownFix #AIHumor #TechSatire #UserExperience #HackerNews #ngated
Preventing Flash of Incomplete Markdown when streaming AI responses
You’ve heard of Flash of Unstyled Content (FOUC) before, where you see unstyled HTML appear, then the CSS loads and the browser suddenly updates to display the correct style. A similar problem occurs when streaming AI responses and there's a simple solution for it.
Ah, the audacity—an "academic freedom" crusader graces us with a diet-Wireshark 🍟 for when you're too busy saving the world to actually capture packets. Meanwhile, GitHub's AI fairy sprinkles magic code dust because, heaven forbid, we use our brains 🧠.
https://github.com/lixiasky/vanta #academicfreedom #dietwireshark #AIinnovation #codinghumor #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - lixiasky/vanta: A lightweight protocol-aware packet analyzer and behavioral exporter. Created as a personal response to global academic freedom challenges.
A lightweight protocol-aware packet analyzer and behavioral exporter. Created as a personal response to global academic freedom challenges. - lixiasky/vanta
📞🤖 Oh no, Terence got robocalled! Time to write a 450-word novella about those bots begging for WhatsApp friendships. Because clearly, we all needed a dissertation on spam calls—now with dark mode options! 😂📱
https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2025/05/whats-up-with-this-please-add-me-on-whatsapp-robocall-spam/ #robocallstories #novellabythenumbers #spamcallhumor #darkmodefunny #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated
What's up with this "Please add me on WhatsApp" robocall spam?
Over the last few weeks, I've received several calls which all have the same modus operandi. A disembodied robotic voice tries to get me to connect on WhatsApp. https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/add-me-on-whatsapp.mp4 Some of the voices are reasonable facsimiles of human voices (like the above) and some are just garbage. 🔊 💾 Download this audio file. The voice cl…
Ah, "The Copilot Delusion"—a riveting tale of two sentient beings arm wrestling over a keyboard, as one programmer is reborn as a mindless parrot 🤪. It seems our brave hero would prefer solitary confinement over sharing air with a "coworker" whose brightest idea rivals a toddler’s fork-in-socket escapades 🚀.
https://deplet.ing/the-copilot-delusion/ #CopilotDelusion #ProgrammerHumor #AIandHumans #ArmWrestling #TechSatire #HackerNews #ngated
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The Internet is Crack