Mastodawn

Shine McShine 🐌May 24, 2025

Oooops!

https://www.techspot.com/news/108032-tesla-sales-plummet-company-begins-accepting-cybertruck-trade.html

Tesla Cybertruck sales collapse, company accepts trade-ins with extreme depreciation

Multiple signs from the last two quarters indicate that sales of Tesla vehicles are declining more sharply than ever. The company is struggling to sell the Cybertruck...

TechSpot

Useless Facts, Badly Drawn Apr 14, 2025

Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #425: Mudita.
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#mudita #buddhism #sanskrit #schadenfreude #words #happiness #happy #funfacts #didyouknow #incelcamino #cyberturd #joy #webcomic #comics #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn

UselessFactsBadlyDrawn Apr 14, 2025

Effective tool of Satan Nov 18, 2024

Otro nuevo exitazo del diseño del Cybertruk/Cyberturd.

Tiene las luces dispuestas de tal forma que cuando vas conduciendo se acumula la nieve y acabas teniendo que bajarte a despejar los faros

#cybertruck #cybertruck_problems #cyberturd #ElonMusks

Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES Jun 14, 2024

"Elon Musk Says Trump Calls Him and Is a Cybertruck Fan"

Two human turds and a cyberturd. Checks out!

What's the collective name for a group of turds?

A shitstorm.

#USNews #USPol #ElonMusk #EtronMuskrat #DonaldTrump #cybertruck #cyberturd #turds #shitstorm

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-06-13/musk-says-ev-skeptic-trump-calls-him-and-is-a-cybertruck-fan

Effective tool of Satan Apr 19, 2024

Continúa la fiesta en Tesla, cortesía del peor "no ingeniero" de la historia, Elon Musk.
Ahora resulta que el Cybertruck (cyberturd) tiene una cosilla en el diseño que hace que el pedal del acelerador SE ATASQUE acelerando. Como se ve una minucia. Total que han tenido que pedir el retorno de 4000 unidades

https://www.xataka.com/movilidad/tesla-llama-a-revision-casi-4-000-cybertruck-motivo-problema-pedal-acelerador

#Tesla #Cybertruck #Cyberturd #ElonMusk

Tesla llama a revisión casi 4.000 Cybertruck. El motivo: un problema con el pedal del acelerador

Los primeros Cybertruck de Tesla ya han empezado a llegar a sus dueños y lo han hecho con un pequeño gran problema en el pedal del acelerador. Según informa...

Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES Dec 1, 2023

"Tesla Cybertruck's Removable Range Extending Battery Pack Takes Up 1/3 Of The Bed"

One third of the bed, eh?

Oh, so I could have a threesome with two battery packs then.

#USNews #Tesla #Cybertruck #Cyberturd #BatteryPack #threesome #satire

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-cybertrucks-removable-range-extending-battery-pac-1851063758

Tesla Cybertruck's Removable Range Extending Battery Pack Takes Up 1/3 Of The Bed

The regular Cybertruck couldn’t achieve Tesla's original range goal, but this optional pack gets close

Jalopnik

Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES Dec 1, 2023

"Tesla's Cybertruck is a dystopian, masturbatory fantasy"

Well, I couldn't have put it better myself.

#USNews #Tesla #EtronMuskrat #ElonMusk #Cybertruck #Cyberturd #dystopian

https://www.engadget.com/teslas-cybertruck-is-a-dystopian-masturbatory-fantasy-225648188.html

Tesla's Cybertruck is a dystopian, masturbatory fantasy

Tesla's Cybertruck speaks almost poetically to two distinct but orthogonal archetypes of threatened masculinity: the tacti-cool milspec dork, and the...

Engadget