"Why the DNC 2024 Autopsy Is a Giant Turd"

 Well, well, someone's got a pottier mouth than my potty-mouth.

https://www.commondreams.org/opinion/autopsy-dnc

#USNews #USPol #Democrats #PottyMouth #turds

The perfect response to the demise of one of Musk's Skyarrhoea turds.

#starlink #elonmusk #lightpollution #skyturds #turds #skyarrhoea

Kakistocracy is a form of government where you are ruled by turds. It is formed from the Greek káka (κάκα, 'shit, turd') and krátos (κράτος, 'rule').

#kakistocracy #caca #shit #turds #joke

#OldAi

#turds* Text to Image | #Stablediffusion #craiyon DeepAI #text2img #craiyon #dalle #dalleMini #LookingGlassAI

The M&Ms characters are big in commercials with human actors, so they are way way bigger than the candy. They interact with the candy sometimes in the commercials too.

Is it their poop? Are M&Ms the big ones turds? Is it?!?

#MandMs #MMCandy #candypoop #turds

You shouldn't lob turds at people, because you never know when that turd is going to explode in a shower of turdlets confetti and stink up the whole place.

#turds #confetti #stink

"How do you feel?"

"I feel like shit."

"I see. Well, I can assure you the feeling is mutual."

"What do you mean? You feel like shit too?"

"No, this turd over here feels like you."

#feelings #turds

Awful Misshapen Turds would be a good name for a band.

#turds #awful #misshapen #band #nomenclature

Sometimes spamming farms amuse me.

"Let's see. We must not spam too fast. Otherwise, he's going to know. Let's go slow and steady."

That's like thinking that if you shit slow and steady, what's going to come out is something that looks like a gold ingot.

Nope...

What's going to come out is still going to be a turd, and look like a turd.

#spam #spammers #shit #turds #gold