Perhaps modify your flirtation style. Invest in a large castle in a large, dark area, particularly on an often-cloudy hillside, then dwell within in a dark and mysterious manner. Write poetry and randomly invite villagers to dine with you, then drink them like they are a capri-sun. #CrackRP

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bsgzj2iwwmeaqvkxoivpgsyt/post/3l7bihovkad2r

"I didn’t fuck my Meowscarada. I didn’t cum on my Meowscarada. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my Meowscarada. I’ve never done anything weird with my Meowscarada. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. "

#crackrp #Shitpost #copypasta

"Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it?"

#roleplay #crackrp #rp #shitpost