NicQ What’s a bandicoot?
A It’s a coot with rickets!
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. They wanting to be prepared for the Wurst Käse scenario.
Q What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A An investigator
Q What’s blue and smells like red paint?
A Blue paint
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Q Did you hear about the glowing horse in the Wild West Show?
A It was rodeoactive!
Q: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
A: Ian
Q Did you ever hear of silent tennis?
A It’s like normal tennis but without the racquet.
Q: What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: One requires tweetment while the other needs oinkment.
Q: What’s a bandicoot?
A: It’s a coot with rickets!
Q What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A An investigator