Everybody in the office today: #RTO #CorpoLife

Evidence that a dev shop's priorities are broken:

- Most everyone's time is spent fixing critical issues or bugs.
- No one person has a grasp on how everything works together.
- Devs spend more time unblocking simple tasks than designing or writing. And it's always the environment or lack of institutional knoweldge.
- Zero investment in learning or training.
- Not fixing existing problems while implementing asynchronous queues, LLM integration, and GraphQL.

#programming #development #CorpoLife

I do not enjoy having to do critical* projects on a short deadline in coding languages and frameworks that I don't yet know very well.

*"Critical" only because some non-technical person told a customer that a POC project would be available to them by ${DATE} but nobody told the technical staff what that date was until Product realized the time and started panicking.

#CorpoLife

Spruced up this corpo tchotchke by covering all the logos with a pair of stickers: Solidarity Collective is a network of military & humanitarian orgs opposing Russian occupation of Ukrainian territory. The rabbit is a mascot for an online manga store. #CorpoLife #stickers
I know "Inactivated" is an actual legitimate word, but my brain irrationally screams ,"Deactivated!" every time I see it in an email. #linguistics #CorpoLife

Once more no net...gotta love companies making deals with complexes and removing choice from a customer.

#xfinityoutage #corpolife #monoply

You should work here! We have great Infrastructure and IT Support! Everything you need is provided!

/Sarcasm

#CorpoLife

Apprentice: there is no work here anymore
Me: no, there is work. They just crashed the motivation and the organization and it doesn't get done now
#CorpoLife

Is late #capitalism masochism a thing?
Because I enjoy suffering doing hard work and not getting paid enough somehow and don't know how to call that.

Or maybe I am just in love with dystopian worlds and live in one

#IOnceHadAHashtagForThis
#CorpoLife

e.s.tool concept - Hafttaschen-System | Strauss

Innovative Taschenlösung für Gürtel und Short. Auf Sie zugeschnitten. Immer perfekt ausgerüstet dank großer persönlicher Gestaltungsvielfalt.