Overdrawn at the Gravitas BankWonka Ltd: 'Fucking. Oompa. Loompas.'
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Lucas BrandãoHere in Portugal, you don't need much when it comes to #complaintsatfictionalbiz. Just try to register a new company here in Portugal and, if you don't have a name for it, you get attributed some great ones, such as Flagrant Equation or Radiant Light. In portuguese it sounds pretty better, but also as random as it gets.
WITTONHugely underwhelmed with my Vault-Tec experience 👎
Better living underground my ass
Apocalypse still happened and now I've woken up in 2287 and I highly doubt I'll be able to get through to customer service
0/10 do not recommend
MOULEIf the SCP Foundation could stop having Keter-class anomalies breaching containment every few days, that'd be great.
Serf de WebWho ever heard of a toll gate in the middle of the desert? Only takes dimes???
You sent us to camp.
They made us sing.
SparkyTried to call for support, all I got was an AI with no way to talk to a human! It's like they got rid of all the people and replaced them with computers!
Such a disgrace, this is the last time I will purchase anything from Aperture Science - and that includes shower curtains!
No soup for me? No soup for you, asshole!
What are all these blue crystals in my salad dressing?