Overdrawn at the Gravitas BankWonka Ltd: 'Fucking. Oompa. Loompas.'
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Witton says FUCK ICEHugely underwhelmed with my Vault-Tec experience π
Better living underground my ass
Apocalypse still happened and now I've woken up in 2287 and I highly doubt I'll be able to get through to customer service
0/10 do not recommend
SparkyTried to call for support, all I got was an AI with no way to talk to a human! It's like they got rid of all the people and replaced them with computers!
Such a disgrace, this is the last time I will purchase anything from Aperture Science - and that includes shower curtains!
studio craque 54 π³οΈβπI keep trying to order TLS certs and keep getting pianos and boxes of dynamite.
kumarWhat floor is the complaint department, and are the elevators working?
I am unanimous in asking this!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_You_Being_Served%3F
ππ¨π§ πππ«π ππ«Rearden Metal sucks. I have good reasons for saying that, but I work for the State Science Institute so I don't have to tell you what they are.
The Other Doug Jones π¨π¦ππ Elbows Up!I'd like to file a complaint against the makers of the Voight-Kampff test. They accused me of being a lesbian.
Won't be using Duke & Duke Commodity Brokers anymore after they cancelled all of their DEI initiatives.
Paul Chambersπ§Big Al lets a 30 year old weird guy keep obsessively combing his hair in the bathroom, hog the telephone, and fist the jukebox, all while hanging out with teen high school boys.