Ian the ComedianIt's official. That's what having a poster means right? #standup #comedyonmastodon #comedyshow #livecomedy #comedian #toronto
Somehow I scored a venue that loves me. I’m doing a new set of material every month! If you’re in #Toronto and it’s the last Saturday of the month come on down to the anarchist and laugh! #standup #comic #comedyonmastodon #livecomedy #comedyshow
My standup show is now up! If you missed it in person that’s okay! You can now see it in 4K! https://youtu.be/szGDeHSiZpY #comedyonmastodon #standup
My favorite thing about the Easter season is that all the seafood is on sale. You don't even need to love Jesus, to see prices that make you say “Jesus!”
Me: I'm terrified of Blender Man
Friend: Don't you mean Slender Man?
Me: No *an eerie whirring is heard from the kitchen*
Reminder: just because it’s a joke doesn’t mean it’s not terrible and offensive. I can’t help that you laugh at terrible things, you monster.
Remember when 32 Megabytes of RAM was a luxurious status symbol?
Me neither; because I wasn’t around in the 70s/80s
When I’m out and about I make sure to cross the road extra slowly whenever someone shows up with a fancy car. My time is obviously more important. #toronto #yyz #comedyonmastodon