Ian the Comedian

@Comedyian
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Ian is horribly disabled. And super Gay. Ian is also confident that laughter is the best medicine. Follow for laughs. #cerebralpalsy
Highest AchievementTIME Person of the Year: 2006
The standup album streamhttp://comedyian.ca
Satire and Parodyhttps://basically.gay
Tickets to shows!The Last Saturday Comedy Show https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-saturday-comedy-show-tickets-672704275597

44 Other Presidents: 0 criminal charges
Donald J. Trump: 4 criminal charges 😎

Suck it, libs #trump
#jokes

Twitter is a cult.
Guess who woke up to a compromised credit card?
This guy!
You ever notice how so much modern architecture looks like penises?
Remember kids: statistically speaking you’re far more likely to become homeless than you are to become a billionaire.
So the #lastsaturdaycomedyshow went well this last Saturday, but you know what didn’t go well? The recording. My poor camera overheated and corrupted the footage.

If you enjoy my jokes and shameless self-promotion feel free to get tickets to my next stand up show! The Last Saturday Comedy Show https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-last-saturday-comedy-show-tickets-672704275597

#comedy #standup #standupcomedy

The Last Saturday Comedy Show

Join us for a hilarious night of standup, at The Last Saturday Comedy Show! 8 PM til we run out of jokes! The Last Saturday of every Month!

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And before you true movie nerds complain. I know Barbie didn’t get a 70mm IMAX release. This is a joke.
Going to see Oppenheimer at a regular theater tonight and then Barbie in IMAX because Christopher Nolan can’t tell me what to do. #Barbenheimer #barbie #nolan