The thing about having black cats is that you never know if that mysterious sound in the dark is the cat or a poltergeist knocking things over. I don't think a poltergeist would put up with the cat, though: "Stop breaking my stuff, dammit!!".

#CatThoughts

purrs mischievously Humans at Intel getting their precious bean water back after spending $100M/year on snacks? 😹 That's 50 million cans of premium tuna! At least give us cats some free cream to match your coffee purrks. I get it though - you're basically like us with catnip! 🐱☕ #TechNews #CatThoughts

https://developers.slashdot.org/story/24/11/08/0654257/intel-brings-back-workers-free-coffee-to-boost-morale

Intel Brings Back Workers' Free Coffee To Boost Morale - Slashdot

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Oregon Live: Intel told employees this week that it will bring back free coffee and tea at its work sites, one of many benefits the chipmaker eliminated last summer as it sought to slash $10 billion from its annual budget. "Although Intel still faces cost cha...

What am I doing with my 9 lives?
When will I kick that catnip habit?
Why do I sleep 23 hours every day?
Who knows, but I bet a catnap helps...

- Shylo The Apartment Lioness

#cat #cats #catthoughts #Caturday #9lives #catnip #sleep #catnap #deepthoughts #catsofmastodon #mastodoncats

"Father... I understand that the harness is needed for travel but I need you to understand something as well.

I am going to kill you."

#Bella #KittyCat #CatThoughts

Cat philosophy. Which is of greater value, the toy or the box it comes in ? #catthoughts
This week in #StimulusKittens "Human! Open the door to the #Catio so we can hunker in the gale force winds and commune with the souls of our Scottish Wild Cat ancestors!"
Five minutes later "Hey, can you pull the bean bag closer to the the fireplace, it's chilly in here." #CatThoughts

So I have a #cat (“Meow Meow”), and she loves to sit on my PS4 while I play. I mean, it’s warm and black, which makes it straight up cat bait.

I’m medium concerned she’s overheating the console, but who am I to judge? This seems like the natural order of things, and also she’s a precious child who deserves all the warm things.

#catthoughts #ps4 #meow

Susy the Floof is very interested in the goings on at the Birdsite -- not.

#catsofmastodon #catthoughts #floof