Are we being catty today? #CatioLife #catstodon #StimulusKittens

It's 430 am and you are having a deep #insomniaspiration moment. Which path do you take?
1. Art knows no time. Get up and do a thing.
2. Sleep is sacrosanct. Tell brain to wait for daylight.
3. There is a comfortable sleeping animal on top of me so my choice is irrelevant.
#AlwaysNumber3 #StimulusKittens #CatioLife

Ah yes, Empty Box Day, the high point of the Cat Calendar. Happy day to those who celebrate from my three wee beasties. #StimulusKittens #CatioLife #catstodon

The cats have stolen a pair of my glasses and I can't see to find them. This is not the first time this has happened. Yes, I have a second pair for this reason. Meantime, stepping *very* carefully. #StimulusKittens #CatioLife

Real #Thanksgiving stories: I have had a wide array of tales that range from my favorite, irreplaceable apple peeler breaking in half on Thanksgiving day (#iykyk) up to a full on power outage midway through the day. Don't feel like you need to meet some ridiculous standard. Today will happen despite overnight the #StimulusKittens decided the best nap spot would be on my clean kitchen towels and now they are covered in #cat fur. #CoastTimeYear

My batteries are running out and my glasses are in a different room but a cat has just nestled into my lap and I don't have anywhere to be for two hours so my destiny is set. #StimulusKittens #RestIsProductiveJustAskYourPets

My favorite kinked tail. #StimulusKittens #Catsodon

Never been good at the #WorkLifeBalance thing but part of my #CoastTimeYear is actively trying. Gentle Reader, it is hard for this lifelong #GenXWorkaholic to embrace such decadent practices. But currently the #StimulusKittens are sprawled across me on the couch so I guess I am stuck here for a while longer. #WhenInDoubtBlameTheCat

Naughtiness level achievement : top of fridge gargoyles #StimulusKittens

The cats have not embraced #CoastTimeYear hours yet. Currently they are living in the closet until about 1am and then it is time for some #SeriousAmok until about 5, at which point begins the by the minute #BreakfastCountdown until 6. So here we are. #StimulusKittens #CatioLife