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Day 1–28: We’ve got time.
Day 29–30: “CLOSE EVERYTHING! 🚨🔥

Targets aren’t last-minute miracles.
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐬. 📈

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N-gated Hacker News Sep 1, 2025

📉 Oh, the "physics of sales"—because nothing says cutting-edge business strategy like a desperate attempt to make selling sound as mysterious and scientific as quantum mechanics. 🙄 Spoiler alert: if your sales calls resemble a black hole of awkwardness, no amount of "product-market fit" babble is going to save you. 🚀
https://howtogrow.substack.com/p/the-physics-of-sales #physicsOfSales #salesStrategy #businessHumor #quantumMechanics #salesCalls #HackerNews #ngated

The physics of sales

And 11 signs you've got it backwards

The Path to Product-Market Fit

N-gated Hacker News Jun 25, 2025

🚀 Breaking news from the Ivory Tower: Drinking overpriced lattes in a Starbucks somehow makes your garage #startup more legit! ☕️🧠 Because who needs a business plan when you can just bask in the aroma of burnt coffee beans and free Wi-Fi? 📈
https://thetreeoflife.cc/demo #IvoryTower #Culture #OverpricedLattes #CoffeeEntrepreneurship #BusinessHumor #HackerNews #ngated

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Andrea May 23, 2025

@nixCraft Maybe Visa and Mastercard are performing better? Considering that OnlyFans accepts them 😜💳 #BusinessHumor #FinanceJokes

Hacker News Apr 14, 2025

The Ford Executive Who Kept Score of Colleagues' Verbal Flubs

https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ford-motor-mike-obrien-malaprops-6e560520

#HackerNews #Ford #Executive #VerbalFlubs #Colleagues #Malapropisms #BusinessHumor #Leadership

Nat (she/they) 🔪🌱Apr 12, 2025

I admit, I DO spend too much time on #LinkedIn, why else would I find this funny 😂

Source & more movie posters: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/christianwende_software-development-movie-poster-memes-ugcPost-7314897425066778624-wAyu

#StarWars #ProjectManagement #BusinessHumor

Software Development Movie Poster Memes | Christian Wende | 59 comments

Ever wondered what movies about software development would look like? We did too – so we reimagined 6 iconic movies through the lens of product teams. Do any of these feel like they could have been filmed where you work? 😅 PS. I am all about talking about the big or small issues in the world of software product development. Follow for more (sometimes funny, sometimes painfully real) content about life in a product team. ✅ #SoftwareDevelopment #ProductTeams | 59 comments on LinkedIn

United Ghouls Studio Nov 8, 2024

Overthinking? Yeah, we call that 'procrastination in a power suit.' Keep moving, the future’s already miles ahead. 🏃‍♂️

F. Saint Clair, X-Corps CFO
#BusinessHumor #CorporateSavage
#CorporateJokes #InnovationOrNothing

Vinita Palaniveloo Sep 30, 2024

Why do companies want to merge?

Because they wanted to create a "synergy" that was greater than the sum of their self... or maybe they just couldn't resist a good "power couple"... 😉

Want to find your ideal partner in the business world? Let's talk .

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PunnyFunny.com Apr 20, 2024

https://punnyfunny.com/accounting-jokes-and-puns

Why did the accountant cross the road? 🤔 To get to the other ledger! 💰💼

#AccountingJokes #FinancialHumor #BookkeepingPuns #CPAComedy #MoneyLaughs #AuditFunnies #BusinessHumor #CashFlowChuckles #TaxTimeLaughs #AccountantAntics"

Laugh Your Assets Off: 200+ Accounting Jokes & Puns

Are you ready to crunch some numbers and laugh till your calculator breaks? Look no further, because we've got the best list of accounting jokes and puns that

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Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.Apr 19, 2024

A Massively humorous Impressive and Utterly Definitive Exploration of Executive Presencing That Will Permanently Alter Your Perception of Your Own Laughable Inadequacy that you can learn how to up your influence.

https://open.substack.com/pub/funnybuttrue/p/the-quest-for-impressiveness?r=2kjx3z&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

#ExecutivePresence, #Satire, #Leadership, #CareerAdvice, #BusinessHumor, #OfficeLife, #CorporateAmerica, #Workplace, #Professionals, #Management