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Software Development Movie Poster Memes | Christian Wende | 59 comments
Ever wondered what movies about software development would look like? We did too โ so we reimagined 6 iconic movies through the lens of product teams. Do any of these feel like they could have been filmed where you work? ๐ PS. I am all about talking about the big or small issues in the world of software product development. Follow for more (sometimes funny, sometimes painfully real) content about life in a product team. โ #SoftwareDevelopment #ProductTeams | 59 comments on LinkedIn
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