Join us if you're stinky.
Join us if you're kinky.
Submit yourself to the Queen.
Get on the floor and give it a clean.

https://fartception.page.gd

#Fart #FartFetish #Farting #FartingGirls #Gassy #Eproctophilia #Burp #Burping #Scat #ScatFetish

"This alchemic potion will induce a..."

"... quickening?"

"No, a burping."

"Oh..."

"Don't you know? You drink, then you burp."

#alchemy #quickening #burping #burp

#Migraine has morphed into #burping & chest pains which has been ongoing for 40 minutes or so.

Hmmm. My #funeralinsurance is up to date.

Let’s see what happens.

Oh! Making #spaghetti for dinner tonight using my #BigPear tomatoes.

Hopefully I’ll still be around to taste it. #Rennies have been taken. 🤞

I don't know, you scientists think you know everything but does anyone even know if you can burp on Mars?

#Burping #Mars

"For those with retrograde cricopharyngeus dysfunction, daily life can be miserable, with symptoms such as bloating and chest pain. But a simple Botox injection can help"

https://www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/episode/daily-misery-why-some-people-cant-burp-and-how-botox-comes-to-the-rescue/

#Health #Dsyfunction #Burping #Vomiting #Botox

‘Daily misery’—why some people can’t burp, and how Botox comes to the rescue

For those with retrograde cricopharyngeus dysfunction, daily life can be miserable, with symptoms such as bloating and chest pain. But a simple Botox injection can help

Scientific American
House Burping Sounds Gross But It May Boost Your Wellbeing

The centuries-old German practice is trending on TikTok, and for good reason.

Outside

House #burping: should we all adopt this #German #habit?
It’s a simple way to keep homes fresh and mould-free, and has caught on in the #US.

A house doesn’t have a stomach. So: no. “House burping” is what America’s content creators have christened the German practice of #Lüften, or airing out their homes by opening windows, presumably because it’s a bit like burping a baby.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/jan/21/house-burping-german-habit-luften-trend-explained-airing-home?

House burping: should we all adopt this German habit?

It’s a simple way to keep homes fresh and mould-free, and has caught on in the US. But there are a few potential downsides ...

The Guardian
#fatfur #belching #burping Pinning a smaller guy against the wall with my big belly while I loudly guzzle a 2 liter of gassy soda, letting him feel my belly gurgle and fatten against him before I belch loudly and heartily in his face, my moobs pressing on either side of his cute lil head
Bluesky

Bluesky Social

One of the stranger *Joys Of Migraine* is the burping & farting. It's not something people really talk about, burping also comes along with the nausea but it can be a good sign, thar my stomach is going back online.
I've had 2 naps today which have helped, it sucks that the only abortive I have is a triptan & I've hit my limit with those, I'd like to switch to one of the tablet forms of the CGRP meds.

#Burping #Farting #JoyOfMigraine

"You know what? Voting does not matter."

"Voting? Try burping."

"What?"

"Burping does not matter."

"What do you mean?"

"You figure it out."

#voting #burping #nonsense