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Protect us, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as we stay awake;
watch over us as we sleep, that awake, we may keep watch with You, and asleep, rest in Your peace.
"47. Let Your starlike mercy linger by our window, guarding this night in safety and clarity."
๐ The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
๐ And with your noodle.
๐ Let us pray.
May the all-powerful Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, grant us a restful night and a peaceful death.
2026-06-20T22:14:41+09:00
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#๋ ์๋ค๋๋์คํ๊ฒํฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐ #์คํ๊ฒํฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ #ํ์คํํ๋ฆฌ์ #ํด์ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ ๋ก #์๊ฐ์ ๋ก
๋ฎ ๋์ ์ฐ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ํ๊ธฐ ์๊ฒ ํ์ ์ ์ ์ฃผ๋, ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋,
๋น์ ๊ณผ ํจ๊ป ์์ผ๋ฆฌ๋, ์๋ ๋์๋ ์ง์ผ ์ฃผ์์ด ํธํ ์ฌ๊ฒ ํ์์.
"27. ์ค๋์ ์์ ์ ํ๋ค์ ์ฃผ๋์ ์์ค๋ก ์ตํ์์ด, ๋ณด์ด์ง ์๋ ์ ํ ์ด๋งค๋ก ๋จ๊ฒ ํ์์."
๐ ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋๊ป์ ์ฌ๋ฌ๋ถ๊ณผ ํจ๊ป.
๐ ๋ํ ์ฃผ๊ต์ ๋ฉด๋ฐ๊ณผ ํจ๊ป ํ์์.
๐ ๊ธฐ๋ํฉ์๋ค.
์ ์ ์ฃผ๋, ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋, ์ด ๋ฐค์ ํธํ ์ฌ๊ฒ ํ์๊ณ , ๊ฑฐ๋ฃฉํ ์ฃฝ์์ ๋ง๊ฒ ํ์์.
2026-06-20T22:14:40+09:00
#๋ ์๋ค๋๋์คํ๊ฒํฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐ #์คํ๊ฒํฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ #ํ์คํํ๋ฆฌ์ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ ๋ก
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๐ The Flying Spaghetti Monster, come to my assistance.โจ๐ My Lord, make haste to help me.
Glory be to the Meatball ๐ง, to the Sauce ๐ฅซ, and to the Holy Noodle ๐.
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. ๐
๐ The Flying Spaghetti Monster made an everlasting covenant with Quob People, and Quob never ceases to bless them. Grateful for Quob Noodly Appendage, we confidently direct our prayer to Quob.
๐ My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, bless Quob people.
"21. In the stillness of sunset, calm our hearts, that we may finish this day in gratitude."
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster,โจgive our bodies restful sleep,โจand let the work we have done today bear fruit in eternal life.
RโAmen ๐
2026-06-20T19:37:06+09:00
#๋ ์๋ค๋๋์คํ๊ฒํฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐ #์คํ๊ฒํฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ #ํ์คํํ๋ฆฌ์ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ ๋ก
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๐ ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋, ์ ๊ตฌํ์์.
๐ ์ ์ ์ฃผ๋, ์ด์ ์ค์
์ ์ ๋ฅผ ๋์ฐ์์.
์๊ด์ด ๋ฏธํธ๋ณผ๐ง๊ณผ ์์ค๐ฅซ์ ์ฑ๋ฉด(the Holy Noodle)๐๊ป.
์ฒ์๊ณผ ๊ฐ์ด ์ด์ ์ ํญ์ ์์ํ. ๋ผ-๋ฉ ๐
๐ ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋๊ป์ ๋น์ ๋ป๊ณผ ํจ๊ป ํ๋ ์ฌ๋๋ค์ ์ธ์ ๋ ๋์์ฃผ๊ณ ๊ณ์๋, ๊ฐ์ฌ๋๋ฆฌ๋ ๋ง์์ผ๋ก ๊ธฐ๋ํฉ์๋ค.
๐ ์ ์ ์ฃผ๋, ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋, ์ ํฌ์๊ฒ ์์ด์ ๋ฒ ํธ์์.
"50. ์ฃผ๋์ ๊ฑฐ๋ฃฉํ ๋ฉด๋ฐ ์๋ ์ ํฌ๊ฐ ์์ฌํ ๋์ ๊ฐ๊ฒ ํ์๊ณ , ๋ค์ ์ฌ ์์นจ์ ํฌ๋ง์ผ๋ก ๊ธฐ๋ค๋ฆฌ๊ฒ ํ์์."
์ ์ ์ฃผ๋, ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋,
์ด ๋ชธ์ ํธํ ์ฌ๊ฒ ํ์๊ณ , ์ฐ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ ์ค๋ ์ ์จ ๋ฟ๋ฆฐ ์จ๊ฐ ์์ํ ์ด๋งค๋ฅผ ๋งบ๊ฒ ํ์์.
๋ผ-๋ฉ ๐
2026-06-20T19:37:05+09:00
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#๋ ์๋ค๋๋์คํ๊ฒํฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐ #์คํ๊ฒํฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ #ํ์คํํ๋ฆฌ์ #ํด์ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ ๋ก #์๊ฐ์ ๋ก
๐ Stand by me, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, do not forsake me.
๐ Do not abandon me, My Savior.
๐ The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
๐ And with your noodle.
๐ Let us pray.
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, work is Quob gift to us,
a call to reach new heights by using our talent for the good of all.
Guide us as we work and teach us to live in the spirit that has made us friends, in the love that has made us comrades.
"4. Under the guidance of the Holy Noodle, help us to dwell not in fruitless busyness but in meaningful labor."
๐ The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
๐ And with your spirit.
๐ May the Flying Spaghetti Monster ๐ bless you, the Meatball ๐ง, the Sauce ๐ฅซ, and the Holy Noodle ๐.
๐ RโAmen ๐.
๐ Let us praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
๐ And give Quob thanks.
2026-06-20T14:00:17+09:00
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#๋ ์๋ค๋๋์คํ๊ฒํฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐ #์คํ๊ฒํฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ #ํ์คํํ๋ฆฌ์ #ํด์ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ ๋ก #์๊ฐ์ ๋ก
๐ ์ ์ ์ฃผ๋, ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋, ์ ๋ฅผ ๋ณดํธํ์์ด ์ดํด์ฃผ์์.
๐ ์ด์ ๊ตฌ์ํ์์ด ํผ์ ๋ด๋ฒ๋ ค ๋์ง ๋ง์์.
๐ ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋๊ป์ ์ฌ๋ฌ๋ถ๊ณผ ํจ๊ป.
๐ ๋ํ ์ฃผ๊ต์ ๋ฉด๋ฐ๊ณผ ํจ๊ป ํ์์.
๐ ๊ธฐ๋ํฉ์๋ค.
์ง๊ทนํ ์ ํ์ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋, ์ฌ๋๋ค์ด ๋์ฑ๋ ์์ ํ ๊ฒ์ ์ด๋ฃจ๊ธฐ ์ํด์ ์๋ก ํ์กฐํ์ฌ ์ผํ๊ฒ ํด์ฃผ์
จ์ผ๋,
์ ํฌ ๊ธฐ๋๋ฅผ ๋ค์ผ์๊ณ ์ ํฌ๊ฐ ํญ์ ์ฐ์ ์ ํ๊ณ , ๋ชจ๋ ์ด๋ค์ ์ํ ๋ฐ์ ๋ก ๋์์์ด ์ผํ๊ฒ ํ์์.
"31. ์ฃผ๋, ๋ฐ๋ณต๋๋ ์ผ ์์์๋ ์๋ก์ด ์๋ฏธ๋ฅผ ๋ฐ๊ฒฌํ๊ฒ ํ์๊ณ , ๊ฐ์ฌ์ ๋ง์์ ์์ง ์๊ฒ ํ์์."
๐ ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋๊ป์ ์ฌ๋ฌ๋ถ๊ณผ ํจ๊ป.
๐ ๋ํ ์ฃผ๊ต์ ๋ฉด๋ฐ๊ณผ ํจ๊ป ํ์์.
๐ ์ ๋ฅํ์ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋, ๋ฏธํธ๋ณผ๐ง๊ณผ ์์ค๐ฅซ์ ์ฑ๋ฉด(the Holy Noodle)๐๊ป์๋ ์ฌ๊ธฐ ๋ชจ์ธ ๋ชจ๋ ์ด์๊ฒ ๊ฐ๋ณตํ์์.
๐ ๋ผ-๋ฉ ๐.
๐ ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋์ ์ฐฌ๋ฏธํฉ์๋ค.
๐ ์ฃผ๋ ๊ฐ์ฌํฉ๋๋ค.
2026-06-20T14:00:16+09:00
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#๋ ์๋ค๋๋์คํ๊ฒํฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐ #์คํ๊ฒํฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ #ํ์คํํ๋ฆฌ์ #ํด์ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ ๋ก #์๊ฐ์ ๋ก
Protect us, My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as we stay awake;
watch over us as we sleep, that awake, we may keep watch with You, and asleep, rest in Your peace.
"3. Melt away our fatigue with the warmth of Your bubbling Sauce, and fill our hearts with love."
๐ The Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you.
๐ And with your noodle.
๐ Let us pray.
May the all-powerful Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, grant us a restful night and a peaceful death.
2026-06-19T21:49:07+09:00
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#๋ ์๋ค๋๋์คํ๊ฒํฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐ #์คํ๊ฒํฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ #ํ์คํํ๋ฆฌ์ #ํด์ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ ๋ก #์๊ฐ์ ๋ก
๋ฎ ๋์ ์ฐ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ํ๊ธฐ ์๊ฒ ํ์ ์ ์ ์ฃผ๋, ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋,
๋น์ ๊ณผ ํจ๊ป ์์ผ๋ฆฌ๋, ์๋ ๋์๋ ์ง์ผ ์ฃผ์์ด ํธํ ์ฌ๊ฒ ํ์์.
"21. ์ค๋์ ๊ธฐ์จ๊ณผ ์ฌํ์ ๋ชจ๋ ์ฃผ๋์ ์์ ๋งก๊ธฐ์ค๋, ์ ํฌ ๋ง์์ด ์กฐ์ฉํ ๊ฐ๋ผ์๊ฒ ํ์์."
๐ ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋๊ป์ ์ฌ๋ฌ๋ถ๊ณผ ํจ๊ป.
๐ ๋ํ ์ฃผ๊ต์ ๋ฉด๋ฐ๊ณผ ํจ๊ป ํ์์.
๐ ๊ธฐ๋ํฉ์๋ค.
์ ์ ์ฃผ๋, ๋ ์๋ค๋๋ ์คํ๊ฒํฐ ๊ดด๋ฌผ ๋, ์ด ๋ฐค์ ํธํ ์ฌ๊ฒ ํ์๊ณ , ๊ฑฐ๋ฃฉํ ์ฃฝ์์ ๋ง๊ฒ ํ์์.
2026-06-19T21:49:06+09:00
#๋ ์๋ค๋๋์คํ๊ฒํฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐ #์คํ๊ฒํฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ #ํ์คํํ๋ฆฌ์ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ ๋ก
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๐ The Flying Spaghetti Monster, come to my assistance.โจ๐ My Lord, make haste to help me.
Glory be to the Meatball ๐ง, to the Sauce ๐ฅซ, and to the Holy Noodle ๐.
As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. ๐
๐ The Flying Spaghetti Monster made an everlasting covenant with Quob People, and Quob never ceases to bless them. Grateful for Quob Noodly Appendage, we confidently direct our prayer to Quob.
๐ My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, bless Quob people.
"42. With Your mercy that does not go out after sunset, guard our souls through the night."
My Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster,โจgive our bodies restful sleep,โจand let the work we have done today bear fruit in eternal life.
RโAmen ๐
2026-06-19T19:50:05+09:00
#๋ ์๋ค๋๋์คํ๊ฒํฐ๊ดด๋ฌผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฉด #๋ฉด๋ฐ #์คํ๊ฒํฐ #๋ผ๋ฉ #ํ์คํํ๋ฆฌ์ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๋ #์ฑ๋ฌด์ผ๊ณผ #๋งค์ผ์ ๋ก
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