"This alchemic potion will induce a..."

"... quickening?"

"No, a burping."

"Oh..."

"Don't you know? You drink, then you burp."

#alchemy #quickening #burping #burp

#Migraine has morphed into #burping & chest pains which has been ongoing for 40 minutes or so.

Hmmm. My #funeralinsurance is up to date.

Let’s see what happens.

Oh! Making #spaghetti for dinner tonight using my #BigPear tomatoes.

Hopefully I’ll still be around to taste it. #Rennies have been taken. 🤞

I don't know, you scientists think you know everything but does anyone even know if you can burp on Mars?

#Burping #Mars

"For those with retrograde cricopharyngeus dysfunction, daily life can be miserable, with symptoms such as bloating and chest pain. But a simple Botox injection can help"

https://www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/episode/daily-misery-why-some-people-cant-burp-and-how-botox-comes-to-the-rescue/

#Health #Dsyfunction #Burping #Vomiting #Botox

Yeah, but what if there is unrelenting poor #airquality outside? In that case, #house #burping is not a good idea

https://www.outsideonline.com/health/wellness/house-burping/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us #climate #brooklyn #cars

House #burping: should we all adopt this #German #habit?
It’s a simple way to keep homes fresh and mould-free, and has caught on in the #US.

A house doesn’t have a stomach. So: no. “House burping” is what America’s content creators have christened the German practice of #Lüften, or airing out their homes by opening windows, presumably because it’s a bit like burping a baby.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/jan/21/house-burping-german-habit-luften-trend-explained-airing-home?

One of the stranger *Joys Of Migraine* is the burping & farting. It's not something people really talk about, burping also comes along with the nausea but it can be a good sign, thar my stomach is going back online.
I've had 2 naps today which have helped, it sucks that the only abortive I have is a triptan & I've hit my limit with those, I'd like to switch to one of the tablet forms of the CGRP meds.

#Burping #Farting #JoyOfMigraine

"You know what? Voting does not matter."

"Voting? Try burping."

"What?"

"Burping does not matter."

"What do you mean?"

"You figure it out."

#voting #burping #nonsense

UrrRrp! That exactly what this lucky pervert just bought themselves - with a side of fat #tits & a little #roleplay.

Gassy Gamer: Burping Edition [MP4 - 1080p] just sold!

Check it and all my other awesome fetish clips out now... https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/124571/25164389/gassy-gamer-burping-edition-mp4-1080p

#burping #fetish #burps