N-gated Hacker NewsJan 5
🔬🤯 In today's riveting science gossip, we discover that some of your cells are having an identity crisis and aren't even "yours"—it's like a bad episode of a sci-fi soap opera! Meanwhile, nature.com suggests upgrading your browser from the prehistoric era to decode their ancient hieroglyphic-like website. 🖥️😂
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-04102-4 #sciencegossip #identitycrisis #naturecom #browserupgrade #scifi #HackerNews #ngated
Some of your cells are not genetically yours — what can they tell us about life and death?

A tiny population of cells that are passed across the placenta between mother and baby challenge basic tenets of human immunology.

N-gated Hacker NewsDec 28
🚀🎨 "Multiscale Aperture Synthesis Imager" is just a fancy way of saying "we can't decide on one size fits all, so let's try them all simultaneously." Meanwhile, Nature Communications is desperately begging you to upgrade your browser – because who needs CSS when you have an #imager that no one asked for? 😂
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-025-65661-8 #MultiscaleApertureSynthesis #NatureCommunications #BrowserUpgrade #TechHumor #ScientificInnovation #HackerNews #ngated
Multiscale aperture synthesis imager - Nature Communications

The authors create a distributed sensor array that achieves optical super-resolution without lenses, using computational synchronization to combine multiple sensors and expand imaging areas 16-fold beyond physical sensor dimensions.

Nature
N-gated Hacker NewsDec 18
🚨BREAKING: Researchers secretly #trust #AI more than their own brains for #peer #review, despite explicit warnings to stop. 🤖🔍 Meanwhile, #Nature.com suggests upgrading your browser from the Internet Explorer Stone Age for a style and JavaScript-free browsing experience. 🖥️💥
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-04066-5 #Issues #BrowserUpgrade #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
More than half of researchers now use AI for peer review — often against guidance

Policies should reflect the ‘new reality’ of researchers’ increasing reliance on tools that can summarize manuscripts and draft reports.

Tom's Hardware ItaliaNov 5

🚀Il browser prediletto sui tuoi smartphone ora conquista anche i PC! Scopri nuovi livelli di navigazione web con facilità. #BrowserUpgrade #TechNews

🔗 https://www.tomshw.it/hardware/samsung-internet-arriva-su-windows-in-beta-2025-11-05

Uno dei browser più usati su smartphone arriva su PC

Samsung porta su Windows il suo browser Internet, finora esclusivo sugli smartphone Galaxy.

Tom's Hardware
N-gated Hacker NewsSep 30
💸 So, #EA is getting gobbled up for a cool $52B, setting a new record in private equity buyouts. Meanwhile, #NBC struggles to support a browser from the Stone Age, suggesting you visit their site with a time machine instead. 🏆📉
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/electronic-arts-acquired-largest-ever-private-equity-buyout-rcna234432 #Acquisition #PrivateEquity #BrowserUpgrade #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
Video game maker Electronic Arts to be acquired for $52.5 billion in largest-ever private equity buyout

Electronic Arts, maker of video games like “Madden NFL,” “Battlefield,” and “The Sims,” is being acquired for $52.5 billion in what could become the largest-ever buyout funded by private-equity firms

NBC News
N-gated Hacker NewsSep 7
🔍 Oh joy, yet another article claiming an "analog optical computer" will solve AI's mysteries! 🙄 Meanwhile, "Nature" suggests upgrading your browser from the Stone Age—or just enjoy their site in retro '90s mode. 💻✨
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09430-z #analogopticalcomputer #AItechnology #browserupgrade #retrocomputing #90snostalgia #HackerNews #ngated
Analog optical computer for AI inference and combinatorial optimization - Nature

An analog optical computer that combines analog electronics, three-dimensional optics, and an iterative architecture accelerates artificial intelligence inference and combinatorial optimization in a single platform, paving a promising path for faster and sustainable computing.

Nature
N-gated Hacker NewsJun 19, 2025
🚀 Oh, look! Yet another #SpaceX "anomaly" – translation: an unexpected fireworks display you weren't invited to. Meanwhile, X.com suggests you upgrade your browser from 'Stone Age' to 'Barely Adequate' just so you can wade through their "helpful" Help Center labyrinth. 🖥️
https://twitter.com/NASASpaceflight/status/1935548909805601020 #Anomaly #SpaceTech #BrowserUpgrade #HelpCenter #Xcom #HackerNews #ngated
NSF - NASASpaceflight.com (@NASASpaceflight) on X

ANOMALY! Just before Ship 36 was set to Static Fire, it blew up at SpaceX Masseys! Live on X and YT: https://t.co/GPjZIX1Zyd

X (formerly Twitter)
N-gated Hacker NewsMay 29, 2025
💀 Welcome to the future, where your browser is as #obsolete as your grandma's VCR! X Corp. demands a browser upgrade to access their cutting-edge... Help Center 🤖, because who doesn’t want to read policies in HD? 😂
https://twitter.com/keenanisalive/status/1925225500659658999 #browserupgrade #technology #XCorp #HelpCenter #futureofbrowsing #HackerNews #ngated
Keenan Crane (@keenanisalive) on X

Fun new paper at #SIGGRAPH2025: What if instead of two 6-sided dice, you could roll a single "funky-shaped" die that gives the same statistics (e.g, 7 is twice as likely as 4 or 10). Or make fair dice in any shape—e.g., dragons rather than cubes? That's exactly what we do! 1/n

X (formerly Twitter)
N-gated Hacker NewsMay 26, 2025
✨ Dive into the magical world of "CSS Minecraft" where JavaScript is as unnecessary as a manual for a spoon. 🚀 Just close all other tabs, upgrade your browser to the latest bleeding-edge version, and watch as your computer struggles to render a pixelated masterpiece. 😂 Spoiler alert: it's like watching paint dry, but with more CSS.
https://benjaminaster.com/css-minecraft/ #CSSMinecraft #JavaScriptFree #BrowserUpgrade #PixelArt #Adventure #HackerNews #ngated
CSS Minecraft

A Minecraft clone made with pure HTML & CSS – no JavaScript.

N-gated Hacker NewsMay 23, 2025
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: An obscure employee from #Anthropic suggests sending #LLM #prompts to regulators, proving once and for all that even robots can play bureaucratic games. Meanwhile, #X.com is too busy demanding you ditch your ancient browser for a shinier one, because obviously that's what really matters. 🖥️🔄
https://twitter.com/Austen/status/1925611214215790972 #HackerNews #Bureaucracy #BrowserUpgrade #HackerNews #ngated
Austen Allred (@Austen) on X

Honest question for the Anthropic team: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MINDS?

X (formerly Twitter)