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Bonus #DadJokes
Q: Did you hear about the buffalo who turned 200 years old?
A: It was his bison-tennial.

Q; What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
A: A booffalo.

Q: What do we learn from cows, buffaloes, and elephants?
A: It’s impossible to lose weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Buffalo #Bison #DadJoke #Puns

Guillermo Esteves 1d ago

Bison, Antelope Flats, Grand Teton National Park. January, 2019. 📷 Fujifilm X-T3 + XF100-400mmF4.5-5.6 R LM OIS WR 🎞 400 mm – 1/1500″ – f/8 – ISO 3200 🏷️ #NationalParks #Wildlife #Photography #Bison

Global Museum 1d ago

‘The Boneman’ Is Assembling A #Bison Skeleton On The Floor Of Cody Museum.
Lee “The Boneman” Post has put together animal skeletons for more than 30 years. Now the Alaska man is at the Draper Museum in Cody assembling a bison skeleton for America’s 250th birthday.
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2025/08/09/the-boneman-is-assembling-a-bison-skeleton-on-the-floor-of-cody-museum/ #globalmuseum #museums

Lisa Schuyler 1d ago

We weren’t eaten!

It poured for hours overnight. Which may have helped us sleep?

I fell asleep early, when kids were still running around and screaming.

But I was abruptly woken up in the midnight hour to the pre-teen in the tent beside us screaming, “OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH”

I was sure he just lost his toes to some hungry mammal. I could hear his dad ask if something was biting him but then they went silent. Then I heard every noise. It was quiet in the parking lot now. Too quiet. I could hear […]

https://lisa.blog/2025/08/11/we-werent-eaten/

Lisa Schuyler 3d ago

Could we be any more scared!?

Our plan was to camp at the Liard Hot Springs campground tonight. Half the sites are first come first serve. We got up early (and in the rain) so we could get a jump on the day and a chance for an early afternoon arrival.

But we lingered at the Watson lake sign post forest for awhile.

And got some groceries. We found bbq pulled pork that you can boil in a bag. That sounds easy! I have fresh buns!

But when we arrived at 3’ish the sites were all taken.

Now you must know, Laird Hot […]

https://lisa.blog/2025/08/09/could-we-be-any-more-scared/