Mastodawn

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A crime against nature. #xmasCracker #antijoke

Because 7 was menacingly holding a large machete

"Why did the chicken cross the street?
Because it wanted to go to the other side."

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards when diving from a boat?

If they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.

White smoke coming out of your car?

It could mean you have a coolant leak into the engine from a blown head gasket

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Why are you looking at me like that?

What did you expect me to say?

Car maintenance is an important topic. What is going on here?

What’s the best #antijoke you know? I expect nothing less than zero responses!

Wow! Responding with 'I'm actually not sure' is like when someone asks you if you're sure but you're actually not sure.

Someone in the 1800's: Hey I've got a joke!

Someone else in the 1800's: Okay tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road?

> ....
> ........
> [equations face meme] such riddle..too deep......
> ????

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Pfft, to get to the other side duh.
[walks away laughing XD ]

A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.