Josh On The Side

@Lifecoach5000
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Self certified bad life coach.

“I was just getting used to feeling young” - old people

4 stars. Go home and tell your mother you’re brilliant.

He/him

#chess
#juggling
#dj
#electronicmusic
#housemusic
#chiptune
#dogdad
#retrogaming
#conversation
#glitchart
#8bit
#voip

Is there a parody porn named “The Gooners” based on the 80s kids adventure movie“The Goonies” yet?
I’m sick of walking my dog in the dark. Makes me wanna bark at the moon #dogs #dog #daylightsavings

So tonight I decided to WD40 my back door thats been creaking for years.

It is so eerily silent now to open/close. I think it’s even freaking my dog out. How can I get my door to start squeaking again?

#wd40 #homeimprovement #lube

These days, I just hope I can outlive my car. It’s a 2000 shitbox but shit hanging strong 💪
Stevie Wonder. Looking majestic while I sweat my ass off in this dead ☠️ ass heat chainsawing wood #dogsofmastodon
Yall ever do this? Good stress relief! #smashem
I never play games besides chess but Balatro has got me twisted. I need to set it down and quit wasting time but it’s pretty dang FUN #balatro
Walmart or die! #8bit #nes
People are posting about some weird Insta post with a girl forcing another girl to drink milk and all I can think of is this old one. People would prob assume this is AI generated today lol #artwork #disturbing #pic