Zelenskyy Rejects Trump’s Plea for Military Aid in Testy White House Meeting

"You don't have any cards," Zelenskyy told the dejected Trump.

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Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran

A new poll shows overwhelming approval of such a deployment.

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#andyborowitz #trump #sexpredator

Andy Borowitz just posted a substack and in it , in the comments section he posted a link for a video produced by the BBC that was never aired in the USA in which several women accused him of sexual misconduct, if you want to check it out here is the link for the substack.

https://substack.com/@borowitzreport/note/p-188425000?r=17qxua&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

Video Reveals Trump’s Sexual Misconduct With Children

Newly resurfaced evidence.

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Washington Post Subscribers Cancel En Masse After Bezos Names Melania Editor

The Amazon owner called the hiring of the First Lady "not a bribe."

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Greenland Suggests Trump Acquire Epstein’s Island Instead

“Epstein’s island is bound to stir many happy memories for him," a Greenlandic government spokesman said.

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New Study Links Botox to Pathological Lying

The overuse of Botox can cause “an acute allergic reaction to the truth,” the study says.

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Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline

“Jake must be writing one helluva long book," the former president said.

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#andyborowitz #katiejohnson #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #trump #sexpredator

Andy Borowitz had this video behind paywall, it is an interview with a lady who did an in depth investigation of the Katie Johnson rape allegations , many people asked him to remove the paywall and now we can watch it, some of the facts are beyond comprehension, the depravity and cynicism , and the failure of legacy media to cover this story .

https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/she-says-trump-raped-her-when-she?r=17qxua&utm_medium=ios

She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child

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It’s unfair that Trump gets to sleep through his presidency and the rest of us have to be awake for it -- Andy Borowitz
https://substack.com/@borowitzreport/note/c-175182324?r=badto
#USPol #SleepyDonnie #TheNodfather #TheBorowitzReport #AndyBorowitz #humor
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It’s unfair that Trump gets to sleep through his presidency and the rest of us have to be awake for it

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