Mastodawn

Agreed.

In the realm of CV, two faves of mine:

> writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

[credit: https://x.com/lexaprose/status/1335078890612649987 ]

> My worksona is cis and loves capitalism

[credit: https://x.com/echalol/status/1801650204501741582 ]

#worksona #jobHunt

little lady gams (@lexaprose) on X

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

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Moss Dec 2, 2024

@jerry nothing wrong with a consultancy with 0 clients on linkedin.
#worksona

alxd of the Story Seed Library Dec 7, 2023

Listening to all the #linkedin profile writing advice, how to appear attractive to recruiters makes me feel like...

I'm asked to develop a #Worksona

Like a #fursona for recruiters' use.

Let's start:

Breakfast: My worksona crunches on well roasted coffee beans, drinking only [DIRECT COMPETITOR]'s tears.

#jokes #dadJoke

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Riley S. Faelan Nov 20, 2023

@JessTheUnstill Oh, yes, the #worksona .

AndreaTvilling🙃🏳️‍⚧️🌈🌻🇺🇦🇪🇺Aug 7, 2023

“My #worksona is cis. She loves #people. She loves #Christ and #capitalism. Her third eye is closed and ready for #work. </sarcasm> https://bit.ly/3qhtAax

Urban Dictionary: Worksona

Your persona at work, the way you portray yourself in the workplace.

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Praxis

Mar 4, 2023

@doubleDensity @tillianisafox In that case your #worksona is NSFW to begin with, I don't know why you'd insist on making your kink of unionization part of your worksona <.<