Pffft! I just had a golden #whereIsMySupervisor moment.

I was walking around the house with my juice, decided to put away the clothes drying rack with one hand.

Got my arm stuck in the fold but couldn't do anything, because juice hand.

So I'm just walking around the house with a contraption stuck on one arm, beverage in another, laughing my face off until the thing fell off.

#smooth

In an epic #whereIsMySupervisor moment, today I lost my pants.

Like couldn't find them anywhere. Did I wash them? Did I put them away? Where would I have decided away was? It was big mystery.

Am happy to report, eventually found my pants.

Now! If I could only find my dignity....

#brainFog #autisticBurnout #longCovid

Not to brag (total brag) but I set my sharps container beside my cup of coffee and DID NOT drop sharps into my coffee while giving myself a shot. 🎉

That's like the opposite of a #whereIsMySupervisor moment.

Am so proud. 💪🧠

#spoonieLife #chronicPain

Open bag of rice cakes.

Set out rice cakes for lunch prep.

Have near meltdown trying to find 🤬 bread clip thingy.

Get over it (feat of resilience!).

Finish assembling rice cake goodness, stack on plate.

Find bread clip thingy under rice cake. 🤦‍♀️

#whereIsMySupervisor

Cooks asparagus in tinfoil.
Sets some on plate.
Gets fork.
Sits on couch with plate on leg, eats asparagus with fingers and completely ignores fork.

☝️I try, you guys, but I think I may have to come to terms with the fact I am mostly feral at this point.
#whereIsMySupervisor

"I should put on a wash so that the hoodie I've been wearing for four-weeks-straight gets freshened up"

Then later realizing as I put things in the dryer: I'm still wearing the hoodie.

#ActuallyAutistic #NoBrain #WhereIsMySupervisor