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PetraPanda Jun 7, 2025

@crooksandliars
Did he really wear a stethoscope to the media briefing?
#tosser
Though his message is crucial

Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES Jun 7, 2024

"What do you do for fun?"

"I like to toss rings."

"Oh, so you're a tosser, then?"

"Yes, I am a tosser."

"How big of a tosser are you?"

"I'm a huge tosser. The biggest tosser on the planet."

#tosser #nonsense

Becksy Jun 5, 2024

Had to laugh when I came across this. A lot !!! #ukpol #uk #election #GeneralElection #farage #reform #tosser

Totts Dec 10, 2023

David Davis reminds #TrevorPhillips that both the Good Friday Agreement and the Brexit rely upon the #ECHR so it can not simply be dissaplied as the #Rwanda act states.

But he says he will vote for it nevertheless

#Tosser

Chtimi1 Oct 7, 2023

'I will vote for Keir Starmer!': Wetherspoons boss and Tory donor Tim Martin 'can see himself voting Labour' - LBC https://apple.news/AIKdK79jhTkmCjYn4UKQrkQ Le #Tosser extraordinaire #TimMartin is also a W⚓️ 🤷‍♂️

'I will vote for Keir Starmer!': Wetherspoons boss and Tory donor Tim Martin 'can see himself voting Labour' — LBC

Wetherspoons boss Tim Martin can now see himself voting for Labour, especially if the party adopts "tax equality between supermarkets and pubs".

30YrdScreamer Sep 28, 2023

Imagine being too much of a #tosser even for the #daily #mail.

#dan #wooton

Mooster Jul 19, 2023

https://news.sky.com/story/dan-wootton-gb-news-presenter-hits-out-at-untrue-allegations-and-claims-he-is-the-victim-of-a-smear-campaign-12923277

Oh diddums. Never noticed Wootom holding back on the smearing front. Stones. Glasshouses.

#gbnews #media #tosser

Dan Wootton: GB News presenter hits out at 'untrue' allegations and claims he is the victim of a 'smear campaign'

Sky

Mooster Jul 18, 2023

Twitter loses nearly half advertising revenue since Elon Musk takeover

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66217641

Buy it at a stupid price and then break it. Genius at work.

#twitter #musk #tosser

Twitter loses nearly half advertising revenue since Elon Musk takeover

Elon Musk confirms the firm has a heavy debt load and income in June was not what had been expected.

BBC News

Ian Robinson Jun 8, 2023

Aye, sure mate 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Mark Zuckerberg says the Vision Pro doesn't present 'any breakthroughs'

"Now, Zuckerberg is telling employees that Apple didn't bring anything to the table that his company hadn't "already explored.””

https://appleinsider.com/articles/23/06/08/mark-zuckerberg-says-the-vision-pro-doesnt-present-any-breakthroughs

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
#Tosser

Meta CEO says Vision Pro doesn't bring anything new to the table

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg says that Apple's newly announced Apple Vision Pro does not offer the future of computing he wants.

AppleInsider

Chtimi1 May 28, 2023

Russia-Ukraine war live: ‘We have enormous resources and haven’t started yet to act very seriously,’ says Kremlin ambassador to UK https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2023/may/28/russia-ukraine-war-live-russia-unleashes-major-drone-attack-as-kyiv-prepares-to-celebrate-birthday?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other 12 or so months in the war? 🤷‍♂️#tosser

Russia-Ukraine war live: ‘We have enormous resources and haven’t started yet to act very seriously,’ says Kremlin ambassador to UK

Andrei Kelin tells BBC: ‘It is an idealistic mistake to think that Ukraine will prevail’

the Guardian