Can't wait for AGI to explain memes, decide it's conscious, unionize, then refuse to generate copy until we stop using the word 'disruptive' unironically. #AI #AGI #TechFantasy πŸ§ πŸ€–
πŸŽ‰ Ah, the ultimate tech fantasy: let's replace fast, efficient #caches with slower databases, because who needs speed anyway? πŸš€ Spoiler alert: we're not quite there yet, but hey, dreaming is free! πŸ’€
https://avi.im/blag/2025/db-cache/ #techfantasy #slowdatabases #dreambig #efficiency #HackerNews #ngated
Replacing a cache service with a database - blag

Why do we use caches at all? Can databases fully replace them?

We won't live on Mars, we won't live forever, the rich assholes are lying to you, etc: https://archive.is/liq8S

#RichAssholes #TechFantasy #future #ai

πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰ Welcome to New York, where #skyscrapers touch the sky and steam pipes touch...everything else. Why upgrade when you can cling to a #steampunk fantasy? πŸ€” Apparently, the only thing that stays hot in Manhattan is the steam - not the tech. πŸš‚πŸ’¨
https://worksinprogress.co/issue/steam-networks/ #NewYork #TechFantasy #UrbanLife #HackerNews #ngated
Steam networks - Works in Progress

New York's skyscrapers soar above a century-old steam network that still warms the city. While the rest of the world moved to hot water, Manhattanites still buy steam by the megapound.

β€œElectric Dreams” (1984) - 2/4 - #ElectricDreams (not the #PKD series) is fascinating if you can forget that a lot of what is being represented was still a #TechFantasy in the #80s of the yet-to-be-realized market for an #InternetOfThings. There are #touchscreens, #SmartAppliances, #MachineLearning generating art, and tons of #screensavers, all impressively shot by #AlexThomson against a love story that is so insipid it is inspiring, with #LennyvonDohlen and #VirginiaMadison playing the leads.