🎉 Ah, the ultimate tech fantasy: let's replace fast, efficient #caches with slower databases, because who needs speed anyway? 🚀 Spoiler alert: we're not quite there yet, but hey, dreaming is free! 💤
https://avi.im/blag/2025/db-cache/ #techfantasy #slowdatabases #dreambig #efficiency #HackerNews #ngated