one of them reddit aliens walks into a bar. a voice comes from its crotch, somehow: "i'll have the usual." the bartender goes to the back and returns with a drink. i don't know what it's called because i'm mormon so i don't drink alcohol anyway. it pulls down its pants, revealing its monster cock, which—or should i say who—lifts up her head and takes a slow sip from the glass. as far as i know, i am the only patron to witness this.

snoo pingas usual i see.

#shitpost #nsfw #sexual #reddit #memes #pingas #joke #funny #tagspam #toomanytags #cursed

poll: what should i do about the rose in a sort of "upgraded old-school textures" style minecraft resource pack?

#minecraft #goldenageminecraft #oldminecraft #minecraftresourcepack #poll #gaming #tagspam

.... why has AN IDLE GAME WHERE YOU CLICK CHEESE been given these tags?

(cue daffy-splutter "WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?") #steam #tagspam

so how do trailing hashtags work in 4.2.0

do you just put them at the end of your post?

#hashtag #MastodonTags #HowDoTagsWork #IsItLikeThis #ImTrying #TagSpam #SorryForTags

People using a TombTuesday tag to post e.g. cats makes me want to start a new policy of outright just blocking anybody spamming tags like that.

If you can't get your cat, or whatever else, visibility enough to sate your Twtr style cravings for attention without using entirely unrelated tags?

You don't need to be given any attention.

#TagSpam