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The real mystery: How do you roll into a new city and decide everyone else is wrong? There were dozens of vehicles stopped in the right spot, and these guys just ignored them to invent their own traffic laws. It’s the ultimate "confidence is 90% of the battle" moment... until a green light reminds you that physics doesn't care about your tourist logic. If you're lost, maybe don't lead the pack! 🤔📍
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The light turns green—for the actual traffic coming toward them. A car rounds the corner and finds two bikes blocking the entire road. BWAAAAAP! The horn hits, and you can see the confidence drain out of their bodies in real-time. It wasn't a cool U-turn; it was a chaotic, leg-flailing, "oh-crap-we’re-gonna-die" scramble as they realized they were staring down 2 tons of steel. Absolute panic. 🤡🚗
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Imagine a red light at a two-way street. Two bikers with out-of-town plates roll up, but they don’t stop behind the line. Oh no. They’re so confident this is a one-way street that they park directly in the oncoming lane. They’re sitting there, chests out, looking at the locals like, "Look at all these idiots stopping on the left. We found the secret VIP lane!" Zero situational awareness, 100% Main Character Energy. 🏍️💨
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He’s honking at a 500-ton train like it’s a slow delivery bike blocking his driveway.
I’m thinking: Does he have Main Character Energy? Does he think the train will say, "My bad, sir! I didn't hear your Toyota! Let me just defy physics and stop this 2-mile line of cargo for you!"?
Total brain-lag. Bro really tried to "cancel" a train with a horn. No cap, the train didn't even notice he existed.
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I’m at this railroad crossing and the guard is highkey glitched—he totally forgot to lower the barrier while a massive train is screaming past.
Suddenly, this car rolls up. Instead of stopping, the driver just slows down and keeps driving toward the tracks while bossing up. This man starts spamming his horn like he’s playing a video game. Beep! Beep! BEEEEEP! He's literally rolling toward a mountain of steel while honking at it.
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Info (what am I reading this time?): https://www.liljennie.com/?p=575
Today I went to the pharmacy to pick up something. #storyTime
My article was rung up and another lady joined the queue next to me. Like 50 cm away. I could see how her glance fell on the usual shelves of pester power items. Yes even in pharmacies.
Then she interjected a loud gasp: "What?!"
Seconds the length of aeons went by as both the cashier as well as me looked to her. She picked up a small package like a viole or sth.? I really couldn't make out because of the paper packaging.
Then the lady finally found further words.
"€10.99???"
At least I was more bamboozled now, because neither didn't I know what she actually held in her hand nor if that price was a crazy bargain or the opposite.
Then the lady addresses half to the cashier, half to the likewise flabbergasted universe:
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A friend texted if I have a regular laptop shop in the next town.
The next town is 50 km away and smaller than ours.
Why would I be a regular there?
Why would I be a regular at a computer store at all?
It's not a coffee shop. I don't have a punch card. There's no loyalty discount for buying one laptop a decade.
I gave him the name of a shop anyway.
"So you go there a lot?"
"No, but it's a branch of the shop I visit occasionally in our town."
"Oh okay, thanks."
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