JD Vance dit que les OVNIs ne sont pas des extraterrestres, mais des démons
Le vice-president américain JD Vance a été franc sur les OVNIs et les extraterrestres. Dans une interview avec le podcaster conservateur Benny Johnson, Vance a été franc sur le fait qu’il n’est pas certain que les événements OVNIs soient relís à des extraterrestres. Selon Vance, la réponse est plus proche d’une question spirituelle.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. 🌕
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. 🚀🌕
#SpaceHumor #CleverJokes #fedi #growth
🌌🚀 Behold, the cosmic soap opera of satellite near-misses, where the universe plays Jenga with metal clusters and researchers pretend they're not just writing fan fiction for space. Get ready for more tension than a soap bubble on a cactus! 🪐📉
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.09643 #cosmicsoapopera #satellitecollision #spacejenga #researchfun #spacehumor #HackerNews #ngated
An Orbital House of Cards: Frequent Megaconstellation Close Conjunctions
The number of objects in orbit is rapidly increasing, primarily driven by the launch of megaconstellations, an approach to satellite constellation design that involves large numbers of satellites paired with their rapid launch and disposal. While satellites provide many benefits to society, their use comes with challenges, including the growth of space debris, collisions, ground casualty risks, optical and radio-spectrum pollution, and the alteration of Earth's upper atmosphere through rocket emissions and reentry ablation. There is potential for current or planned actions in orbit to cause serious degradation of the orbital environment or lead to catastrophic outcomes, highlighting the urgent need to find better ways to quantify stress on the orbital environment. Here we propose a new metric, the CRASH Clock, that measures such stress in terms of the timescale for a possible catastrophic collision to occur if there are no satellite manoeuvres or there is a severe loss in situational awareness. Our calculations show the CRASH Clock is currently 5.5 days, which suggests there is limited time to recover from a wide-spread disruptive event, such as a solar storm. This is in stark contrast to the pre-megaconstellation era: in 2018, the CRASH Clock was 164 days.
🚀 Meet Chuckles the droid, whose terrible jokes accidentally save the day! Join the full Galactic Beat crew for hilarious space chases, reality-bending mysteries, and the kind of friendship that conquers the cosmos.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FH495WLH#GalacticBeat #ChucklesTheDroid #SpaceHumor #FriendshipGoals #CosmicMystery🚀 Oh, the irony! A piece about galactic travel that's somehow more inaccessible than the Andromeda galaxy itself. 🌌 Because nothing says "perspective" like a 403 error—patience, reader, patience! 😂
https://www.centauri-dreams.org/2025/06/25/interstellar-flight-perspectives-and-patience/ #galactictravel #irony #403error #spacehumor #patience #HackerNews #ngatedInterstellar Flight: Perspectives and Patience | Centauri Dreams
🐒 Ah, the pinnacle of human achievement: sending your duck-face into orbit! 🚀 Because, obviously, the world was desperately waiting for selfies with a little more altitude. 🌍📸 Why solve world problems when you can send your ego to space for free, right?
https://space.crunchlabs.com/ #duckfaceorbit #selfiesinspace #egoonthemoon #spacehumor #HackerNews #ngated
Space Selfie by Mark Rober and CrunchLabs
We're sending you to space, in partnership with T-Mobile and Google Pixel. Are you joining us? Upload your selfie today!
🚀 Ah, yes, a lunar lander that can't even land a webpage, let alone on the moon! 🌕 Perhaps they should try touching down on Earth’s basic HTTP protocols first. 😂
https://phys.org/news/2025-05-private-japanese-lunar-lander-orbit.html #lunarlander #webdevelopment #HTTPprotocols #spacehumor #techfails #HackerNews #ngated
Private Japanese lunar lander enters orbit around moon ahead of a June touchdown
A private lunar lander from Japan is now circling the moon, with just another month to go before it attempts a touchdown.
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