🚨🎉 ALERT: OpenCode, the darling of open source, just discovered what happens when you forget to secure your garage door. Turns out, leaving the keys to the kingdom lying around is a bad idea—who knew? 🙄 Better luck next time with your "secure" software, folks! 🤦‍♂️🔒
https://johncodes.com/archive/2026/01-18-all-your-opencodes/ #OpenSource #Security #SoftwareFail #GarageDoor #Hackers #HackerNews #ngated
all your OpenCodes belong to us

all your OpenCodes belong to us

🚨BREAKING: #GitHub sets a new record for the shortest streak of uninterrupted service—zero days! 😂 Apparently, maintaining uptime is as elusive as finding a unicorn 🦄.
https://github-incidents.pages.dev/ #Down #GitHubUptime #TechNews #SoftwareFail #Unicorns #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub Status

Oh no! The calculator app is bleeding RAM like a budget horror movie 🩸🎬. Apparently, 32GB leaks are just another day in the software circus 🤡, where incompetence thrives and catastrophe is as normal as Monday morning coffee ☕.
https://techtrenches.substack.com/p/the-great-software-quality-collapse #calculatorapp #RAMleak #softwarefail #techhumor #budgethorror #HackerNews #ngated
The Great Software Quality Collapse: How We Normalized Catastrophe

The Apple Calculator leaked 32GB of RAM.

From the Trenches
🚨 Breaking News: In a shocking turn of events, Windows 10 has decided to stick around like that one guest who overstays their welcome at a party 🎉, while Windows 11 trips over its own new features and falls flat on its face 🤦‍♂️. Is Windows 11 the tech equivalent of New Coke? 🍾💥
https://www.ghacks.net/2025/09/10/windows-10-resists-its-end-usage-share-climbs-while-windows-11s-falls/ #Windows10 #Windows11 #TechNews #SoftwareFail #BreakingNews #HackerNews #ngated
Windows 10 resists its end: usage share climbs while Windows 11's falls - gHacks Tech News

Windows 10 usage share is climbing again, despite its end of support next month. Here is an explanation.

gHacks Technology News
My UI says "Error 404: UI not found" 💀 It WORKS, but my eyes are suffering 😩 #SoftwareFail #ButItRuns

Nice, pixelfed at it again, proving their plain inability to handle any sort of problem that arises in a softwares liftetime, not to mentioning interacting & threating it's community apropriately.

Now we have an fucking bug where it leaks private messages of other servers it recieves (which is also a flaw in activitypubs design but thats another problem). And their handling of it.... just oooof. Not only a patch level release with over 450 commits that even changes the PHP requirement, not it also is plainly in the commitlog but not the release, so no graceperiod to update or such things....

I just consider now to shutdown my pixelfed instance and post any art I might do in the future just via this instance instead. Saves me a lot of hadache tbh -.-

Source

#fediverse #pixelfed #softwarefail

Pixelfed leaks private posts from other Fediverse instances - fiona fokus

Domino's sure has a weird way of telling me that my 60 reward points that would've gotten me a free pizza expired...

(Translation: Something along the line of "Congratulations to your first 10 points!")

#dominos #rewardpoints #softwarefail #capitalism

What is going on, #Audacity in version 3.6.1. doesn't show the Zero DB help line anymore?
Who's super stupid decision was that?!

How am I superposed to do crackle free sample cuts?!

This was an usable audio editor once. Never reached CoolEdit from around 1998 but useful and free on top. But THIS?!
Was anyone complaining about that?! Why removing the most helpful line of all lines?
I don't get it...
:( :( :(

It's not me, it is missing in their fancy "new stuff" presentation at www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5TXPUOFH6A as well (no real link because they don't deserve it).
So INCOMPETENT!!

And furthermore, they changed their session format in a way that I can't open it in Tenacity anymore! WTH?! I even compiled the newest Tenacity directly from Git right now. No chance. That is like making artists suffer for no reason at all. I hate
#MuseCySmLtd the owners of Audacity for their bullshit.

#softwareFail #updateHorrors

Nice; wanted to migrate from Authy away and thus need to re-auth all my 2fa enabled accounts... turns out twitter has an bug where it simply refuses to show you the setting page. It just keeps getting better with this joke of a site xDDD

#twitter #softwarefail

#Outlook can't do text search on an opened email. The functionality is not there. So much for an enterprise level software.

#SoftwareFail