Like sand in your underpants, so are the days of our lives.
Like sand in your underpants, so are the days of our lives.
Yea know, I named my child after Rerun's brother, but…
My tongue is depressed, but my tonsils are fine.
The story of a boy and his dog is told in a newly-discovered fragment of the Prose Edda, Old Gjallar.
You're a man now, Old Yeller. Wait ... no ... NOOOOOOOO!!!
The universe turns 13.78 billion years old TODAY! It's our universary!